what do u want for christmas

[CaptainCretin]

A lottery win. I am not greedy, ?5k-?10k would pay off my Credit card debt, the leccy bill deficit (THANKS SON!), and the wife's "Unlimited Leave to Stay" Visa

[Canker_Canison]

A lottery win. I am not greedy

I am. Give it to me big, baby.

I was asked this question earlier in the week. For the life of me I can't think of anything sensible.

My PC needed a new monitor, but then I got my brothers 22" LCD tv. So that's off the list.

Going back to that lottery win. It would allow me to buy my mam's shop, sack my sister who's one handed till dipping is killing the business, then run the shop like a business & not a hobby/piggybank.


Other than that I'd just like a nice christmas. The w@nker my mam married & his over demanding mother can spend the day in the pub & leave us to a happy, fun filled, day.

[johnboy1974]

iPhone 5 please Santa


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[nicole123]

[tornado]

A job and my work programme provider to go bust

[rds60h]

A want peace and harmony across the world,i want us to acknowledge the baby Jesus and a true understanding of Christmas..
After spending 0.2sec doing that i then want an obscene amount of alchomahol , jar of Nutella, spade, the Missus, one driving glove, a spatula and some ordinary household bleach....

What are you going to do with the Spatula ??????

[rds60h]

A few days worth smiling about and the same for everyone else.

[moondoggie57]

I would lke a bottle of Johnny Blue Labal

[ecufix]

If this is an offer I will get back to you later , thanks Lainie so kind of you

[masur123]

All I want is peace in the Middle East.....and a blow job

[Hoppy01]

What are you going to do with the Spatula ??????

Erm,,,ehh,,,it might have something to do with the Nutella and the Missus, either way i am sure it will be included in some perverse sexual practices..

[Canker_Canison]

Erm,,,ehh,,,it might have something to do with the Nutella and the Missus, either way i am sure it will be included in some perverse sexual practices..

What do you mean 'perverse'! Jeez, another every day occurrence frowned upon by the tight arsed boring once a year crowd.

At least the lads can still change the sheep dip for KY jelly once a month. Ahhhh, catching them is only half the battle.

[mr football]

a never ending lump of Squidgy Black

[Meat-Head]

Start with

1) The bird from the parts place

OR

2) Tracy Barlow

OR

3) Montserrat_Lombard

[Lainie]

i want my other half to get a permanent contract at work as its been a month to month one for 4 years.