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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #1576
    UPDATE:-

    got in from work knackered, was just laying on my bed having a
    wa, wan, err wishfull thinking of the *HOT* bird from the parts deptment

    when cell phone rung, probation officer, where are you.

    oops, if you Tweeted i would have been there.

    the lady was ever so thoughtful & asked reception to ring me,
    it was either their fault or something happened.

    not going back untill seltember 25, because the price has
    gone UP AGAIN, sheesh, not like any hassle.

    bend me, shape me, anyway you want me.

    now eating tea, then off to cut puece of metal

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    • ifred
      DK Veteran
      • Jun 2010
      • 1627

      #1577
      No need for you to visit probation Meat you can claim insanity can be verified and accredited by Most DK'ers
      Your delusions are getting the better of you Hot parts bird has banned her image from your wet dreams!
      1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #1578
        Still the byrd thats "worth a damm good dicking" from other parts place

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #1579


          UPDATE:-

          Vic was holding the bit of 50x50 angle iron, got my ?20
          Netto angle grinder, he is holding it, i'm cutting, next thing it swings round, takes lump out the cinder block wall
          then lands on my foot missing the steel toe cap. Looks up to see Vic Tweeting obsenities.

          now going to tesco to get chocolate and beer.

          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #1580
            Tonight, got this other piece of door cut up into sheets

            going round to get nosher to bend the edges to 90 degreees
            he will just use his teeth, 30" wide, fits great

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #1581
              Tonight, might get busy with a wire brush but

              MUST MUST MUST

              call back cell phone company
              call energy company
              if still there cctv onto disc

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #1582
                Right, UPDATE

                Rung cell phone company, abdul in poland, ffs thought it was empty

                meant to be ingkish call centers, find out when ibdaibs in hed ring then

                rung edf energy, moaned at them


                Still not put that cctv on disc, hey ho.

                BUT did go past tge theifs hoose, on way back he just parking his car
                great he IS short lije tge tealeaf, but before got chance to speak
                some old biddy collared him about an offer on at b&q

                ate my pig and chips, see a WELL HOT byrd in town, but wrong software
                damm polish again

                just drinking ale that has bbe 2007 date on it.

                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • Kalipo
                  DK Veteran
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1687

                  #1583
                  I wake up and eat choco pillows, at about 10 am i will eat some pig sandwiches.. at 12 my t'other half will go to party with son to party.. i will chill for little bit and then go to friend who wants to build new shed.

                  $%$% i suprvise and watch.. give som idea and drink beer..

                  at night i will drink some beer and eat..
                  ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                  Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #1584
                    Kalipo., thought you would be digging water meter up in ss uniform

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #1585
                      Tonight, singing do wah didyy, dum diddy day.

                      just not sure about the feet shullfing bit

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                      • Kalipo
                        DK Veteran
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 1687

                        #1586
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        Kalipo., thought you would be digging water meter up in ss uniform

                        Hi, not allowed to dig water meter up in ss uniform. not allowed to use ss images and propaganda on this forum..


                        Funny, because leftie feminists fight for womens rights yet want to be supressed by a certain religion.
                        ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                        Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #1587
                          Originally posted by Kalipo
                          not allowed to use ss images and propaganda on this forum..

                          Oh, didnt get that information, you got link to the thread please?

                          TONIGHT:-

                          playing with myself or sleeping. Still not got any welding done yet

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #1588
                            Stalking this is great

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                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #1589
                              Been to see terry and june, weird friend didnt want.

                              been falling asleep all weekend, now buzzing.

                              now smell like petrol pump attendant

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #1590
                                1) watching this from 8:09 as my ishit crashed


                                2) ringing local water company and moaning like
                                Victor Meldrew

                                3) emailing pc plod like Victor Meldrew & Homer Simpson

                                4) then eating tea

                                5) then playing with myself in the garden

                                6) not nescallerg in that order

                                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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