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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2431
    Tonight pub weird friend then imatating genevkelly on the way home by singing in t rain

    once thawed out, Poundland epoxy a led to a biro then to an empty Tesco baubblevbath bottle for a garden feature

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #2432
      Weird friend came round cos he is weird

      put my finger in my hole expecting it to be dry. Most odd put the hose pipe on the outside of my affected area
      to find water droplets inside my hole.

      unsure if to have it off, or squeeze some brushable seam sealer in my tiny crack??

      anybody any ideas?

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #2433
        Going to unscrew my box, drill a bigger hole, then screw my box, cover seam sealer
        then not fully nip my nuts up, leave an hour to get hard, then final screw of my nuts.

        TONIGHT:-

        Will be drilling a hole in a piece of metal, to see where it comes out

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #2434
          Sleeping in the bath, as knackered
          been playing with myself ALL DAy, nearly took my head off with a nasty bouncy piece of metal

          went to Aldi to get chocolate for rat, as it has no interest in venomous poison, or getting splatted by a trap

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #2435
            Cool, caught up with playing with myself, damm grease gets all over, at least my nuts wont seize solid
            quite pleased how easy they were to unscrew.

            blasted the clinkers off my undercarriage, sheese that Lance dont half get hot.
            need to slice some alathene over it.

            shredded my coveralls, think I’ve had them since about bags 22 or so.

            Also cleaning the Telex machine, ready to send a Telex full of obscenities

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #2436
              Bugger, Telex machine, the silicon chip has switched to overload

              got another Telex but same silicon chip switching to overload

              there a nearby russain tractor, can unbolt a part and use that

              lsters

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              • galaxy0634
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2018
                • 1597

                #2437
                Watching venom movies the best u should watch it
                *I helped*push thanks button

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                • galaxy0634
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2018
                  • 1597

                  #2438

                  the smile ]FB_IMG_1556762569220.jpg the misfortunes of life hide even smile of the funniest man in the world
                  Last edited by galaxy0634; 2 May, 2019, 03:16.
                  *I helped*push thanks button

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #2439
                    Update in shatnav, umpteen million updates, not that it’s needed still not got
                    name of new houses up road there

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #2440
                      Talking to somebody about rat shit and bits of rope around some blokes shaft

                      rats try ADVERTISING

                      Crunchy peanut butter on rat traps

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #2441
                        Update:-

                        was also speaking to another man that’s also older than me.

                        gompletly forget I posted here tonight

                        UPDSTE TO UPDATE:-

                        found something on internet, that made my pulse faster, and eyes light up

                        sadly due to dk anti advertising rules can’t say what it was

                        might be sending a fax to Bruce Wayne as found a fax number for him
                        rung it, bleeped so good game.

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #2442
                          Depending if rain, if no rain will be outside if rain inside looking at the website that made me excited last night

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #2443
                            Update to last night

                            went to walmart, admired the bird stacking the shelves arse for ages, because
                            the rest of the coke on next shelf’s round corner.

                            then had tea got home fell asleep


                            TONIGHT:-

                            looking at pish on internrt

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #2444
                              Just seen the time been looking at pörn since about 3:30pm
                              laters dudes

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #2445
                                Got in pished doon wi rain, tesspish for nosh, just had some manky
                                grapes, pleaded imaginary cat out, would take one sniff and walk off

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