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  • Meat-Head
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    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2446
    Doing the Hokey Cokey naked in the garden

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #2447
      Looking for a nut I dropped down a hole, of course has to be not a normal right hand thread but an odd ball ambidextrous one

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      • iheartpelicans
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        • May 2019
        • 2

        #2448
        watching buffy the vampire slayer, SMG is so hot.

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #2449
          Originally posted by iheartpelicans
          watching buffy the vampire slayer, SMG is so hot.
          My dads favourite tv show, but once he died never see it again.

          the cat is not a real cat

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          • adolfkowalski
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            • May 2019
            • 1

            #2450
            I'm going to read a book "Metro 2033".

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #2451
              Tonight threw a dead slug out kitchen window, then was on my hands and knees playing with a can of wd40 and some disinfectant .

              had a good game any way

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              • alessioblaupunkt
                DK Veteran
                • May 2010
                • 943

                #2452
                Forgot my trusty electrician scissor in the trunk of a Lancia. Damn hurry and damn boss.
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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #2453
                  Lidl had “wire cutters” in recently

                  TONIGHT:-

                  talking twoddle to some bloke, then Tesco for food, brought 2 cordless phones instead
                  bath and started writing this snotty letter to a certain company

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                  • Meat-Head
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                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #2454
                    Depending on atmospheric conditions
                    if precitation then inside, if clear outside

                    or pub with weird friend

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #2455
                      Update:-

                      ended up looking for good hard screw. Damm China soft metal

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #2456
                        Tonight,:

                        pub weird friend, then intruded on others eating their meals
                        then expensive beer £1/100ml wasn’t that great

                        then took a boat ride I didn’t want, then cycled home.

                        playing with myself and looking for a wiring diagram

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                        • Meat-Head
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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #2457
                          Found said wiring diagrams, al 75 pages in crout, google translate nil poi used another one , -
                          all jumbled up, unreadable. Best thing find the page, print it out, then google translate the key and write it on it

                          TONIGHT:-

                          Not a lot

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #2458
                            Looking at small child, or small child’s toy, both should be left out in the rain, see if it fills with water and wonder why it’s no longer working .

                            no even from same town, about 25 miles away, must be loads of skips, gardens and hedges to throw it in.

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #2459
                              UPDATE

                              So, looks at small toy, “go ahead” and. “Retreat” switch bad contacts, sorts that out
                              then hears strange squeaking noises, bit close, looks down the side of my brick shed, not one but two
                              small chrildren, making funny squeaking noises, like there stuck, well one was, so left them too it, 10 minutes of wailing and squeaking silence is golden. Having nothing to do with them, broken glass, triffids, cat shit down there, top of the wall load a glass cemented in, so walked off. Knock on the door, you can have your 7 footballs back, try getting them, tough.

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #2460
                                Tonight thick friend brought round some metal, took away small child toy
                                painted said lump of metal Poundland grey

                                then went to vote, all shit bags

                                yesco, had 4 £1 ice cream in the parking lot, then played with my wan kin led lights.
                                swuirted an animal with some thing that stunk, now off for a Barth

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