what you doing to night.

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1987_Splinter.jpgEnded up screwing in garden then to akmed chip shop

ordered battered sausage and chips, got something that resembled chips and a horses willy

quite weird, as behind the counter wearing a leather jacket was splinter the rat from the hero teenage mutant turtles

[Meat-Head]

Akmed chip shop, Mohammad is on vacation

then do some screwing in garden

[Meat-Head]

Update to update

was cold put dressing gown on, fud naybours come round wanting kitchen tap looking at
squirted ub40 on it and went back home

[Meat-Head]

UPDATE:-

pishing doon all night, so clothes in washer, walking around booze, naked.

will be playing with some thing that gives me pleasure, as long as the battery is changed.

[Meat-Head]

Installing front and rear mudguards if not raining, if raining then will be
playing with something small, that will give me pleasure

[Meat-Head]

Never found cap for my other nipple.

tonight, got the landing lights installed in the wings, found a bit of rust on the frame, bit of wheel silver paint, looks great.

Washed off the sump

[Meat-Head]

Ffs updates

one of my rubbers off my nipples has gone, as has the ones I nicked off somebody’s else’s nipples.

gone with the wind, these things happen

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Update:-

just been on the blower, moaning to somebody

eat tea, go outside

laters

[Meat-Head]

Looking at weather, see if will get wet or not

inside if wet, outside if no rain

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Went to uff, got 4 computers to look at, one is instant bin fodder, not sure which one.

now on dk, whilst watching Abdul and 40 theives trying to get a car started in the dark.
heard it earlier whilst on the bog having a ~~~~, err I mean crap, cranked twice, then goes clonk, clonk, clonk
battery or alternator.

either way, not my problem!

[Meat-Head]

Found masking tape, looks imaginary cat took it deep into garage!

tonight, got most of the landing gear done, but why make something so crap!

gaving beer then sleep in bath

[Meat-Head]

Update

pub weird friend, absolutely knackered, can’t find the masking tape only had last nite.

[Meat-Head]

If it’s raining pub weird friend
If it’s not, then having another go with my nuts and pot of grease.

need to check not got a screw loose

[Meat-Head]

Off to play with my nuts, hopefully the rain not washing the grease off.

instrctions, not even suitable for wrapping fish and chips in.

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Fed someone else cat, got parcel post office, manky chips, pôrn, bath bed