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  • Meat-Head
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    Looking for a nut I dropped down a hole, of course has to be not a normal right hand thread but an odd ball ambidextrous one

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  • Meat-Head
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    Doing the Hokey Cokey naked in the garden

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  • Meat-Head
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    Got in pished doon wi rain, tesspish for nosh, just had some manky
    grapes, pleaded imaginary cat out, would take one sniff and walk off

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  • Meat-Head
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    Just seen the time been looking at pörn since about 3:30pm
    laters dudes

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  • Meat-Head
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    Update to last night

    went to walmart, admired the bird stacking the shelves arse for ages, because
    the rest of the coke on next shelf’s round corner.

    then had tea got home fell asleep


    TONIGHT:-

    looking at pish on internrt

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  • Meat-Head
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    Depending if rain, if no rain will be outside if rain inside looking at the website that made me excited last night

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  • Meat-Head
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    Update:-

    was also speaking to another man that’s also older than me.

    gompletly forget I posted here tonight

    UPDSTE TO UPDATE:-

    found something on internet, that made my pulse faster, and eyes light up

    sadly due to dk anti advertising rules can’t say what it was

    might be sending a fax to Bruce Wayne as found a fax number for him
    rung it, bleeped so good game.

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  • Meat-Head
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    Talking to somebody about rat shit and bits of rope around some blokes shaft

    rats try ADVERTISING

    Crunchy peanut butter on rat traps

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  • Meat-Head
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    Update in shatnav, umpteen million updates, not that it’s needed still not got
    name of new houses up road there

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  • galaxy0634
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    the smile ]FB_IMG_1556762569220.jpg the misfortunes of life hide even smile of the funniest man in the world
    Last edited by galaxy0634; 2 May, 2019, 03:16.

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  • galaxy0634
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    Watching venom movies the best u should watch it

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  • Meat-Head
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    Bugger, Telex machine, the silicon chip has switched to overload

    got another Telex but same silicon chip switching to overload

    there a nearby russain tractor, can unbolt a part and use that

    lsters

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  • Meat-Head
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    Cool, caught up with playing with myself, damm grease gets all over, at least my nuts wont seize solid
    quite pleased how easy they were to unscrew.

    blasted the clinkers off my undercarriage, sheese that Lance dont half get hot.
    need to slice some alathene over it.

    shredded my coveralls, think I’ve had them since about bags 22 or so.

    Also cleaning the Telex machine, ready to send a Telex full of obscenities

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  • Meat-Head
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    Sleeping in the bath, as knackered
    been playing with myself ALL DAy, nearly took my head off with a nasty bouncy piece of metal

    went to Aldi to get chocolate for rat, as it has no interest in venomous poison, or getting splatted by a trap

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  • Meat-Head
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    Going to unscrew my box, drill a bigger hole, then screw my box, cover seam sealer
    then not fully nip my nuts up, leave an hour to get hard, then final screw of my nuts.

    TONIGHT:-

    Will be drilling a hole in a piece of metal, to see where it comes out

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