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  • Meat-Head
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    Tonight, had fun playing with myself in the garden for two hours.

    got the fuel tank back in place, noticed that Herman the German back in
    1981 drilled a rather convenient hole.

    gets piece of random boiler case, fits perfect, cuts it down with grinder
    butvmanagez to cut wrong part.

    so stuffs but of foam rubber in says nothing.

    got the fuel filler neck back in, shoved blow torch in hole,lined with sticky aluminium foil

    went to tesco got beers, bath, dK now heavy-r.com need a video on setting the pointing things with 20,000 volts electricity

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  • Meat-Head
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    Tonight

    still got these aftermarket chest pains , going for obd scan end of week

    tonight, looked at a lump of metal, mean to suck, squeeze, bang, blow, but
    apears to be only partly ducking, no squeezing, no bang and just blow

    Phoned weird friend, he done the proclaimers, drove 500 miles, got there, see not done what they meant to have done
    got in his car, drove the 500 miles back, sent in big bill for wasted day, fuel macdonalds etc
    laters, meat

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  • Meat-Head
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    Tonight

    weird friend BBQ, went the through all 600 polish and lituatain
    shops in a 1/2 mile strip for jalipinos, one polish shop, bird behind counted worth dicking, but right miserable cow
    so brought something out the sale box and paid with £2 coin, stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

    had BBQ and as normal weird friend enough meat, stick it together you make a full scale dinosaur
    so ended up taking pack pack of meat looking for homeless
    that was hard work, they were all out.

    found one guy, he was more interested In If spicy or not, miserable tawt!
    hope he chokes on the alcohol free beer in the bag.

    now got dog arse under my elbow and weird friend snoring next to me, weirdo!

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  • Meat-Head
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    Tonight

    had some small child banging on my door, sorts him out

    then installing some rivets, which if didn't know any better would have said
    they look like they came from a Cold War era areoplane, but the jam jar
    they in says best before 2005!

    either way the hazards are hollow!

    then poured 10 litres of cherry diesel into a new bucket from bunnings, turns out dear ELISA my bucket has a hole init
    now got, cherry diesel on patio!

    then got angle grinder and cut open said diesel tank, smoked a bit, full of contamination , so currantly flushing out with water at 220farenheight and poundland washing up liquid.

    cut my wrist on side of said diesel tank, like member Teuton says, will turn into an addative

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  • Meat-Head
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    Weird friend pub, steak nite, but can't
    order as the Aadvarks and turtle still on the lorry£7.99 inc drink extra £1.50 GIVE IT LARGE

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  • Meat-Head
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    Tonight:-

    sleeping or or playing with myself and washingmachine

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  • Meat-Head
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    Yeah that will do

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  • ifred
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    You mean like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SenqOmSjOUo

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  • Meat-Head
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    That's it ifred, you do this and get watermarks all over your car seats

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  • Meat-Head
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    ISHIT FAILURE ISHIT FAILIURE

    QUOTE IFRED:-
    puddles

    you stay in and change dK password

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  • ifred
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    Think about going outside however its hissing down there are things out there if I remember right are called puddles? URGENT REQUEST ....What do you do when its raining I forgot what you do after such a long time?

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  • Meat-Head
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    Tonight:-

    well spent 90% of the day doing nothing in my underwear so got dressed, went to pub, imaganary friend there, so sat in opposite corner, had Aadvarks and chips, that strong bow dark fruit, people look at you like your drinking squash

    put ear drops in, but iShit still freezing

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  • Meat-Head
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    UPDATE:-


    due to atmospheric conditions, decided to play with myself in just my underwear
    so far superglued my hand to my leg and filled a moles bottom with super glue and grease.

    the switch had failed and battery flat, so fresh battery, swapped it's giblets for color changing poundland ones, rgb led, looks great

    the solar cell pumps out 1.2v off load 1 metre from table lamp

    now drinking bottle of red vinegar

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  • Meat-Head
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    YouTube again, this guy got a point



    feeling hot hot hot

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  • ifred
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    Originally posted by Meat-Head
    Tonight been hot so watched youtube video

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qb96jzkM4KM
    No wonder its hot up there

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