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  • ihsan95
    Newbie
    • Dec 2016
    • 7

    #1351
    Im going out in the netherlands tonight

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #1352
      Fat unemployed friend, weird friend

      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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      • GastonJ
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 5505

        #1353
        Thanks for the headache tabs, I needed them. From what I'm told my last drink for the night was 1/2 pint of gin though managed to make it back to my hotel with no issues, so all in all a good night. Ate a full english and lazed around a lot before heading back here
        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
        No good deed goes unpunished....

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        • ifred
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2010
          • 1627

          #1354
          Originally posted by ihsan95
          Im going out in the netherlands tonight
          Is that close to the netherregions ? Gaston been there most of yesterday and today
          tonight like most nights stalking DK best place in this world to stalk
          1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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          • Kalipo
            DK Veteran
            • Mar 2008
            • 1687

            #1355
            Im going to bed. Smashed one out before so i can go to sleep without the worry.
            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #1356
              Tonight, brought 60 litres of diesel from unwanted weird friend

              bluefished (tm) a load of photos off mommys phone onto computer

              ignored that bloke, that pished me off

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • ifred
                DK Veteran
                • Jun 2010
                • 1627

                #1357
                Bought a load of Tat of fleabay either going to burn the house down or contaminate the local recycling centre.
                Not sure which way it will go?
                Will send out smoke signals later, John Wayne will be proud of me " theirs injuns in them hills"
                1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #1358
                  Burn local recycle centre down, what was it?

                  tonight going to see a woman,( married with a kid)
                  ?36 inc vat for 15 mins work!

                  then wrapping junk for xmas pressys

                  swapping new for old microwave , then using magnets oyt it gir immiral prposes
                  then the transformer for jacobs ladder

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • rideon
                    DK Veteran
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 921

                    #1359
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    then the transformer for jacobs ladder
                    For safety reason,try having your imaginary friend near when you decide to fire up jacob's ladder...
                    A fire extinguisher is welcomed too..
                    That kind of voltage is not something i want to mess with..but that's just me...
                    (voices keep whispering ..go for it...do it!)
                    Let me put it in another way.....don't try this at home...


                    Tonight..
                    From now on, beer and Dk...
                    A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #1360
                      Originally posted by rideon
                      For safety reason,try having your imaginary friend near when you decide to fire up jacob's ladder...
                      A fire extinguisher is welcomed too..
                      That kind of voltage is not something i want to mess with..but that's just me.
                      Let me put it in another way.....don't try this at home...

                      Dk...

                      Rumor states approx 1984 when first came out
                      some company lost 7 engineers, all faulty units, all engineers permantly dead.

                      if you read the dk rules any member can do it, but
                      MUST MUST be on end of long long long extenshion lead
                      and turned on with remote socket ONLY from upstairs room.

                      VERY VERY VERY dangiurous, feed o/p from one transformer into another
                      7000 volts MINIMUM into another transgormer, will go *****BANNNNNNG*****

                      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #1361
                        Oh yeah, the stanley blade thought had wrapped into nephews prezzy, found it on top
                        imganary goats head (just untill the weekend)

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #1362
                          Tonight, delivering pressys, each one has a bottle of something

                          wine, whisky, bubble bath and slug killer, just hope got labels in correct order

                          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #1363
                            Tonight, ringing the "boat people" about some steps which are near the riverLast weekend went to see Terry and June with unwanted weird friend.


                            Took them a box of stuff including a packet dating back
                            To 1971 with Four Candles in it (DEADLY SERIOUS)


                            Anyway nearly went arse over tits on the steps
                            Because they all slipery, good job weird friend their
                            Otherwise would have been concrete step verses back. And four broken candles.


                            Anyway, woman not seem impressed i kept calling them weird & asked me to refrain
                            So ended up refering to them as inbreds.


                            She was then unable to assist with the boat that has no licence displayed
                            Despite the fact he normally gets pelted with burnt sausages.


                            She felt uneasy and ended the call, thanks


                            Will have to try again tomorrow


                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbvCRkl_4U

                            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #1364


                              oops "accidently" used this page as a book mark, sorry

                              ON FRIDAY:-

                              going out with peopke i didnt want & a meal with people i didnt want, deep joy

                              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                              • ifred
                                DK Veteran
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1627

                                #1365
                                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                Tonight, delivering pressys, each one has a bottle of something

                                wine, whisky, bubble bath and slug killer, just hope got labels in correct order
                                Don't worry I think they are all alcohol based. Sure the Alkie's will like the bubble bath and slug killer and terry and june will be very happy with the wine and whisky
                                AND GMBH will drink anything that's liquid
                                1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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