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  • M T Glass
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2013
    • 733

    #166
    Tonight I'll be trying to figure this out 'Funny if u get artsts pig don't find"not like I'm taking anything" amusing. Ishit'
    Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (member number 14300)

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #167
      Tonight, fitting a wooden fence panel with an Sybil saw (iShit)

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #168
        Last night i was mainly screwing a piece of wood to a brick wall.

        tonight i will mainly be cementing some stolen kerb stones to said wall to hide the mess i made of building the wall.

        hence the need for screwing a piece of wood to it.

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        • GastonJ
          V.I.P. Member
          • Dec 2009
          • 5505

          #169
          Originally posted by Meat-Head
          Last night i was mainly screwing a piece of wood to a brick wall
          Some people you must meet on internet dating are just plain weird, unsure I'd want to do that though meaty, let alone admit it online. Was she a buxom wall, perhaps built like a brick sh*thouse ?
          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
          No good deed goes unpunished....

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #170
            Thanks meant to bump other thread.

            no it was a manky wall gor the naybour, but typical used 3:1 sharp sand and new cement, made sure wet mix, but not too wet, stolen kerb stone iced with grinder, seemed solid, stood in it tonight and it moved, its going no where do sod it

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            • GastonJ
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 5505

              #171
              Originally posted by Meat-Head
              Thanks meant to bump other thread.
              used 3:1 sharp sand and new cement, ......, seemed solid, stood in it tonight and it moved, its going no where do sod it
              Likes it a bit rough, solid and the wrong way eh?

              I will comment no more
              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
              No good deed goes unpunished....

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #172
                Let's see

                1) pestered by Minnie Mouse over the road - if you see
                Her boyfriend and kids, 100% confirmed she's f88king Goofy.

                2) thick mate rung me no idea why

                3) my Mom dropped by, to drop a parcel off

                4) popped to tesco.com

                5) post a letter, return to sender, somebody else's user name
                On the envelope, but on the back it's from the "H, M, D Dept."

                6) browse on dk

                sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #173
                  Tonight I will be doing some bodgeing on a car part, that to replace is ?1000.

                  the manufacters INSIST, it MUST be sent back to them for repair.

                  after checking the dk rules, there's no reason why the 'repair ' could not be carried out by a dk member, using some veto board (TM) and some cut up remote controls .

                  The replacement parts are not avaluble, when they are minimum order if 384 units at ?5.24 .+ VAT EACH + postage and lacking . (iShit Failiure) .

                  after that now time to log off - and go to bed.

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #174
                    AFTERTHOUGHT :-

                    The repair from last night, did what Emeinem would do, unable to install new parts on circuit board due to space, so went round the outside, round the outside, walk this way.

                    Unable to upload photo as I fear it will be photographed, by the brithers, owners friend or some other crettin. and uploaded to an INFERIOR site called f@kebuck or something, then to be re-tweeted by several people.

                    Dont want anybody to think I'm been unfaurhfull to DK.

                    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #175
                      Tonight at my expense taking back the above mentioned item, that's valued at a bag of sand

                      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #176
                        Tonight ill be doing research on the rare Norwegian nostril bag pipes I have.

                        the damn Reid has snapped again, so no tunes out of it.

                        supplier reckons they never go wrong, my arse, google it.

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #177
                          Well tonight the plan at 5:40 was to fetch my wheels, go to uff, so no need to go tomorrow.

                          5:45 Bugs Bunny bangs on my door, can I screw her tv to the wall, would rather screw her than tv to the wall, ffs ended up round 1000 shops to get a bracket.

                          then there wall is shit, not real cinder blocks, just a big pile of dust and a gaping big hole.

                          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                          • gc1966
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 2434

                            #178
                            Originally posted by Meat-Head
                            Well tonight the plan at 5:40 was to fetch my wheels, go to uff, so no need to go tomorrow.

                            5:45 Bugs Bunny bangs on my door, can I screw her tv to the wall, would rather screw her than tv to the wall, ffs ended up round 1000 shops to get a bracket.

                            then there wall is shit, not real cinder blocks, just a big pile of dust and a gaping big hole.
                            have you not got any sand and cement left over m8,do the neighbourly thing and sort the poor girl out

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #179
                              Thanks good idea, use the cement to hide her teeth, thanks.

                              tv will cover the mess, now see why nobody else wanted to do it.

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #180
                                Can a moderator please stand up, please stand up.

                                what are the rules with regulates (iShit Failiure) reguards uploading CLEAN photos of naybours under wear, and a close up of a photo of goofy teeth?

                                thanksssssdsss.

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