what you doing to night.

[garry1312]

I've made it on to dk for the late hours meaty

[ifred]

Meaty's mum doesn't let him stay up late!
She doesn't like him playing with vic after dark

[garry1312]

Damn must have missed his curfew

[Meat-Head]

Going to see unwanted weird friend.

taking some parts stolen off a polish mans car, modified with more stolen car parts, with some Xmas tree lights, all into something the weird tawt can use.

[Meat-Head]

Intended on recalibrating contents of fridge, went to tesco.shitheads got some stuff, got home fell asleep with imganary cat on knee.

gets woken up by naybour banging on door, imganary cat sticks all claws in my legs and run twice the speed of sound.

naybour wants to know can I fit a door if they get it from Argos.co.uk.

now sat on top of stairs feeling faint (low blood pressure, relaxed, even lower, maximum demand required pressure not reached).

no idea where imganary cat ran off to, its raining so if its out its staying out.

[Johnner]

Make like a slinky,and go down the stairs

You've an imaginary cat now ? Where'd that come from ?

[Meat-Head]

Had the imganary cat I guess 150 posts now, have mentioned it before.

very efficient, one can of imganary cat food, one wheely bin FULL of imaganary cat shit

[Meat-Head]

Imaganary cat photo for those intreased

http://www.eurofitdirect.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lawn.jpg

[garry1312]

Lol that's one hell of a cat look at the size of it no chance your not spotting that thing.

[Meat-Head]

StAlking.

found an invoice from a company in a former life, stalking to see what is there.

empty unit, telex number not in use, phone number rings, ansa phone, no bussissness names

[Meat-Head]

Tonight finishing off assembling a shed for imganary cat to live in, fed up waking at 3 am thinking got a paw in the face, fed up with imganary "THUD MEOW" as it tried to get in the locked imganary cat flap.


waiting for Vic from the pub to help hold the roof whilst I screw it on, gravity not as good as it used to be

[garry1312]

few drinks (but not many ) to celebrate some good news. Also catch the last of the sun for the day... excellent weather today and i'm stuck inside.

[Meat-Head]

excellent weather today and i'm stuck inside.

Can send Vic round with his karoke machine if you want, or are you not that DESPEATE

[garry1312]

just remembered meant to be doing something with wee burd tonight..... hope she's up for a night in the pub.... that's doing something

Maybe vic should put the karoke the night a double blow might not go down to well haha

[Meat-Head]

Well this is Vic if you see him

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/john-mccririck280x390.jpg