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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #1051
    Originally posted by nara
    Colonic irrigation?
    Only when burning wood, get my hose pipe & flood the grass incase of fire

    Originally posted by DOUGALMCD
    Spare the thought........
    Humping 1/2 ton racking in the hot sun, tell me aboug it


    on tooic

    if any energy left playing with that satalid dish, now fixed the remote

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    • ifred
      DK Veteran
      • Jun 2010
      • 1627

      #1052
      That strange coincident I was on a narrow boat today odd thing was all the boats were aground the pump had broken down and the canal was low on water! Is this something to do with you and vic Meaty?
      Did you hot wire the beata-thingy motor to your water tap and drain water lots?!!
      Last edited by ifred; 8 August, 2016, 00:35.
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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #1053
        No, it was Terry & June's boat (earlier in this thread)
        it was a manky fuse holder, he was wearing a dress & turned the
        key when shouted CONTACT, 7 volts to starter solenoid.

        ON TOOIV

        READing this again tonight

        http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/in...-expensive-fix

        no mention of milages getting incorrect either

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        • ifred
          DK Veteran
          • Jun 2010
          • 1627

          #1054
          Interesting link posted meaty obviously the insurers haven't heard of ebay and can't locate One Hung low corp, ltd, plc chinkland or I selle goodtime cheepe carpartsrus on their suppliers list.

          PS Have u thought of putting MHM on insurers we nearly fix car suppler list money should roll it speak with your sales oofice manager Vic!
          Last edited by ifred; 8 August, 2016, 09:03.
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          • alessioblaupunkt
            DK Veteran
            • May 2010
            • 943

            #1055
            Do you have metal parts outside the house?
            Enclosure, metal door for boiler and tool shed.
            All day Sanding then compressor to spray antirust.
            Tomorrow repeat sanding then compressor to spray paint.

            Newspaper around the border. Mask tape. How boring.

            And the weather is that 1 minute after complete task it will rain.
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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #1056
              Well run the compresser so it is hot & paint will dry

              tonight sleeping like a log, been allday no food & unwanted weird friend
              quite good at being a thick roofer

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              • alessioblaupunkt
                DK Veteran
                • May 2010
                • 943

                #1057
                The paint of the 6 doors is cooking under the sun. Better than a paint furnance.
                Will reinstall the doors before evening. Rain expected for night.
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                • DOUGALMCD
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • May 2011
                  • 3229

                  #1058
                  Get ready faw juornee dowwn souff..........oops drinkin already...

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #1059
                    Tonight, sleeping like a log, after being with unwanted weird friend, shhesh he IS
                    ONE PRIZE WINNING WEIRDO

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #1060
                      Due to unwanted weird friend having to go to staffordshire
                      to remove a piece of metal, jump on it & return home

                      beeing doing other dutys, .

                      tonights was spending 2 hours zoned out after inhaleing
                      (thriugh a mask) some quality woodworm killer.

                      at least my lungs wont get wood worm, now just burning a pizza

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #1061
                        Tonight , recivering after being with weird friend all day.

                        Just about to overdose on salt, packet of kettle chips
                        and now tesco pizza 2.5g add 7.8 gramms of salt
                        max reccimended adults dose is 6 gramms, at least wont freeze tonight

                        or get woodworm, arms look like been shooting up from fiber glass insulation

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                        • Kalipo
                          DK Veteran
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 1687

                          #1062
                          Tonight i eaten my tea and now im watching dinner date on channel 4 whilst waiting for the wife to get out of the bath so i can have a dump.

                          Might have a bath myself..
                          ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                          Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #1063
                            Nice to see yiu back kaliopo, you been in gaol or sonething

                            dont crap in the bath, it won't go down tge olug hole

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                            • rideon
                              DK Veteran
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 921

                              #1064
                              Originally posted by Meat-Head

                              dont crap in the bath, it won't go down tge olug hole
                              Please don't tell me how/why you now that!

                              My beer is half empty..off to bed
                              A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection

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                              • ifred
                                DK Veteran
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1627

                                #1065
                                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                                Nice to see yiu back kaliopo, you been in gaol or sonething

                                dont crap in the bath, it won't go down tge olug hole
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