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  • ifred
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2010
    • 1627

    #1081
    For F* meaty that's lots going to take a week to do!
    I decided to help you out ....will drink the polish beer for you PS is it Autosol or Brasso you were going to drink (depends on if you want to be shiny on the inside or outside)
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    • DOUGALMCD
      V.I.P. Member
      • May 2011
      • 3229

      #1082
      Maybe polish his handcuff collection...

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      • GastonJ
        V.I.P. Member
        • Dec 2009
        • 5505

        #1083
        Originally posted by Meat-Head
        Tonight

        4) b&q look at warped fence posts
        Did they warp in a tornado, or were they just made to match your mind?

        Doing nothing again tonight, put some more decking down yesterday though. Probably going to run out at some stage because whoever built the house and the old workshop behind the kitchen had never heard of a set square and as a result the place I've been putting the decking is wider at the back than the front. Joys of buying old houses and associated buildings. Only one and a bit more walls to repoint all the bricks on and replace guttering on the garage though, so may get it done before winter, Then on with building the bar
        My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
        Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
        No good deed goes unpunished....

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        • DOUGALMCD
          V.I.P. Member
          • May 2011
          • 3229

          #1084
          Ah the bar and then the party...........

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #1085
            Ffs

            went to look at fence posts in b&q, no wifi, brought a solar light
            then went looking for free wifi, darn

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            • DOUGALMCD
              V.I.P. Member
              • May 2011
              • 3229

              #1086
              Plumb the new washer dryer in reseal back window a cab and drain antifreeze and refill then hopefully rest

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              • ifred
                DK Veteran
                • Jun 2010
                • 1627

                #1087
                Originally posted by GastonJ
                Did they warp in a tornado, or were they just made to match your mind? . Only one and a bit more walls to repoint all the bricks on and replace guttering on the garage though,
                Depending on the age of the House if its pre 1930 you should repoint with lime putty not cement otherwise you will spall the bricks, modern cements damage old softer bricks. Otherwise your never get to the bar!!
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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #1088
                  Tonight poundland on way home & use that free wifi to
                  rreoly to @jcbmachines woman

                  Was on twitter earlier, just opened today tbh and Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis) tweeted about his last Lemon la vida loca I said his last one was better its all getting a bit samey Banned me the ****er, cant believe it Never had him down as a touchy tyrant, maybe touched a nerve


                  Then finish off last nitez list

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                  • alessioblaupunkt
                    DK Veteran
                    • May 2010
                    • 943

                    #1089
                    Past night was sleeping.
                    Then outside: cough, cough. Every 10 minutes. For 3 hours.
                    The albanian guy was smoking illegal crap with his friends in his garden.
                    His mother and father were sleeping in the upper floor.

                    Do you:
                    1) call the police in the middle of the night so they arrive and arrest'em all + sleeping moth/fath
                    2) stole an expensive Merc, park it in his garden just in time the pyrotechinc is engaged.
                    3) rent a sewer truck. Park it a lil far. Wait they are sitting and becoming dumb.
                    Drive slowly and Wash'em with funny content.
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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #1090
                      Wait untill they go inside pour petrol/diesel/fuel in there garden
                      then up it goes

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                      • DOUGALMCD
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • May 2011
                        • 3229

                        #1091
                        Going to work so don't rob me............

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #1092
                          Originally posted by DOUGALMCD
                          Going to work so don't rob me............
                          Are you packing potatoes, being team leader in porkpie factory
                          or simply repairing pallets?


                          yonighy will ve fuxing stolen bike

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                          • DOUGALMCD
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • May 2011
                            • 3229

                            #1093
                            Am no that clever........ Watch oot fur ma dug.

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                            • alessioblaupunkt
                              DK Veteran
                              • May 2010
                              • 943

                              #1094
                              Yesterday: weather channel called innocent clouds.
                              In the afternoon the battery charger metal cover was out drying the antirust.
                              The wind blew it away against the wall, causing 2% paint damage.
                              Picked up and placed indoor.
                              Half an hour later was raining heavy. For 1 hour. Then shower for 4 hours.
                              Almost no cough cough neighbour due to rain but another silly neighbour threw a glass bottle in the bin
                              in the middle of the night, waking me and the neighbourhood I guess.
                              sigpic

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #1095
                                Tonight not fixed stolen bicycle but did get previously enjoyed x2 racking up in garage
                                neeced a hand but vic wasnt answering his phone, dk pm, tweets, fax, email or telex, forgot to try smoke signals

                                booted it and went in no hassle

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