what you doing to night.

[ifred]

Update:-

bloke who who parked across my gate got REALLY REALLY UPSET I parked up his nose, stopped him
getting his car out, afford that, aford to be delayed.

then he appologusd for blocking across my drive, what a knob

[Meat-Head]

Tonight not sure might invoke fez zing in front of 20kw diesel heater or weird friend, not sure

[Lainie]

Hopefully getting my ipods bluetoothed

Oh and watching x factor

[Meat-Head]

Tonight, ended up driving 15 miles to collect somebody else's small child,
did a handbrake turn on the grass, then drive 15 miles back with somebody else's small child dressed yet again
as the marshmallow man from the 1984 movie ghost busters.

then went to see weird friend, his dawg sat on my knee, then I farted and his dawg
was choking and coughing a good 10 mins.

then dawg calmed down and sat on my knee again, another fart and in less than 2 seconds dawg jumped down

[Lainie]

They trust you with their children?!?!? Poor wains

[ifred]

I'm worried that the poor kids have be psy-cod and the dawg will be paranoid from Meaty's farts

Reminds me! put on shopping list - toilet bowl cleaner
Yes the wifi sends me to get the shopping, signal gets choppy though over the way I pack the bags soft items at the bottom means the're already part compressed for lower consumption!?

[Meat-Head]

They trust you with their children?!?!? Poor wains

To make things worse was my fuel time and tyres.

tonight cutting some wood to replace the wood some wood eating fungus ate

[Meat-Head]

Tonight, took 23 minutes to get hold of a human from @ee
then he ~~~~ed me off to some indaun that mumbled
hour of my life wasted, said there shitting orange (tm) down

[Meat-Head]

Tonight it's -3degrees c so turned central heating off, turned kitchen tap on, as water pipe close to outer wall and freezes
at that temp. So hopefully the heat exchanger wont freeze as boiler off no anti freeze function, but the water running hopefully won't freeze.

thought turned outside tap off but no, so that might blow off in the night

went to tesco got some cheap vegetarian rice and toad stools, pleased was cheap not nice tasting

[Meat-Head]

Tonight matthew, not a great deal, decided too cold in garage even with heater on.

but did teleport myself over to Vics my imaginary friends, too watch his tv

[ifred]

Can you send some imaginary heat over here from vic's fire hope he''s got it on full blast!

[Meat-Head]

Sorry iFred its friday night, vics working down the pub as a dj, but once he starts playing his favorite the wursels and brand new combine, then the birdy song, star treking by the firm, there will be plenty of radators to choose from.

TONIGHT

Chilshop, sausage and chips, despite the fact i hit my daily fat limit earlier, thanks tesco

then playing with myself in t' garage

[ifred]

Sorry iFred its friday night, vics working down the pub as a dj, but once he starts playing his favorite the wursels and brand new combine, then the birdy song, star treking

Ahh! all my favourite tunes mangled by Meaty's buddies

[Meat-Head]

Tonight fat unemployed friends

[Meat-Head]

Tonight watching moms tv, and got sratched by a mangy moggy