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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2101
    Didn't manage to ring Sarah, did today no answer

    tonight:-

    rung a a company and moaned about letter with #saynoto0845 number on their letter


    Just having "chicken and rice" more like "rice, rice and 2 lumps of chicken"

    Then off for a hump in garage on my own. Imaginary friends both on vacation

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    • juandepetris
      Newbie
      • Jul 2018
      • 3

      #2102
      that's a good plan with friends

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #2103
        Originally posted by juandepetris
        that's a good plan with friends
        Welcome to dK the worlds best website, I only have thick, fat or weird friends

        TONIGHT:-

        sat at down to eat my and dropped all my energy on the floor.

        going to go and play with myself in back room now.

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #2104
          Tonight looking at a fridge on a booat

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #2105
            UPDATE:-

            had ad pish up an iron bridge on way home.

            chest pains returned, but feels the size of a cinder block on my chest now.

            weird friend, busy tonight, so stuff that.

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #2106
              UPDATE TO UPDATE:-

              OFF TOPIC:-

              so pleased dK and this treadexsists as didn't realise had chest pains earlier

              ON TOPIC:-

              humped the 1981 stolen piece of industrial equipment across garden, no chest pains, no problem

              took my shaft apart, snapped 3 x 2mm dril bits, why because the 1mm not fit in the chuck

              swapped battery's over on charge, then needed chocolate

              cycled 2 miles up the road, chest pains, found it hard to breate, went to Abdul 24/7 shop to find it's Tomacz and Gretal from Poland serving.

              hadchovolate bar, see few scattered bodies #spice up your life.

              now in bed with a/c on and mild chest pain.

              laaters

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #2107
                OFF TOPIC:-

                woke up this morning with stabbing pains, n/s tit area, feelt like one would igman a knife would be like.

                checked twitter Tracy Barlow NOT blocked me so no idea.

                ON TOPIC:-

                been having problems with my shitter, decided to try welding tip instead of drilling a bolt.

                1mm hole just too big, used 0.8mm tip, must keep eye out for 0.6mm tips, 3 o rings, jubilee clip and metal strip
                cleans concrete, just not good enough for ma shitter.

                so mixes some ADVERTISEMENT:-

                hilti chemfix it's like £50+VAT a pop, mixes great, gets warm good, gets my pee hole covered in the stuff, sets rock solid.

                gets hose pie on, blocked solid, turns pump on, blasts it out.

                ended up using ADVTERSISEMENT:- 151 no more nails
                try that tomorrow.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #2108
                  Tonight sticking this pipe up the back of ma shitter, see what happens

                  then, see if can lift a donkey in the hole

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #2109
                    UPDATE:-

                    feed washingmavhine

                    ring a thick person

                    try ma shitter, got a twin outlet £200 shower pump coming

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #2110
                      Tonight, there's a hole appeared in road so got an old side board to chuck in it.

                      then off to see mr block and mr quale, price up 500 bricks

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                      • ifred
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1627

                        #2111
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        Tonight, there's a hole appeared in road so got an old side board to chuck in it.

                        then off to see mr block and mr quale, price up 500 bricks
                        Funny you should say that --Today saw news liquid water found on Mars your constantly on water tap must of really overflowed! Even more funny I thought water was always liquid looks as if I need to go back to school they told me H2O was ice water or steam....could tracy barlow play teacher meaty
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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #2112
                          Ok where the oxygen come from?

                          UPDATE:-

                          just playing with myself, with somebody else's stupid skin animals on the other side
                          went to get lighter, discovered an intruder in my garage.

                          needless to say, it refused it give it's name and address, so told it if it shits in my garden again
                          will be in trouble.

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                          • ifred
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1627

                            #2113
                            Today is meant to be dangerously hot according to the gargler So today going to take all the wheels off car place them in the house and at the hottest time of the day let the air out of all the tires? You see the air put in the tyres was in the middle of winter that will cool the house down
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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #2114
                              Tonight, trying to place a large lump of metal in equal sized hole

                              engine crane ready to go

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                              • ifred
                                DK Veteran
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1627

                                #2115
                                My trick seems to have worked not as hot today as forecast and its getting colder next week, I hope letting the cold air out of my tyres hasn't started an ice age
                                If you in meatycity etc sorry you'll have to wait for it to reach you pressure was only 24psi
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