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  • jcgrumbles
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2010
    • 944

    #1

    balls...

    well,im off to get my testicles scanned today and ive been told to wear a gown,im going to look a right twa~ on the way to hospital now...
  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2
    Good luck.

    If your kept in remember to moan - prinsors "have a right" to a TV - those with faults don't.

    Is a prisnoner in hospital entitled to a tv?

    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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    • jcgrumbles
      DK Veteran
      • Nov 2010
      • 944

      #3
      in our hospital your allowed a telly but you have to buy a card to put in to work it and its not cheap so not worth it for daytime tv,i think i`ll just spend my day screaming for morphene while clutching my balls while ive still got them...

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      • gc1966
        DK Veteran
        • Mar 2011
        • 2434

        #4
        oh,he meant television

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        • gopher7
          DK Veteran
          • Apr 2011
          • 2818

          #5
          Get a taxi to hospital instead of the bus.

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          • Canker_Canison
            V.I.P. Member
            • May 2010
            • 3904

            #6
            Originally posted by gopher7
            Get a taxi to hospital instead of the bus.
            Taxi??!! Posh git.

            I think JC's found exactly what he was looking for.....

            Canker

            "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
            - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #7
              Originally posted by Canker_Canison
              Taxi??!! Posh git.

              I think JC's found exactly what he was looking for.....

              Not even going to ask what you typed in google to find that.

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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              • gmb45
                Admin Assistant
                • Nov 2008
                • 7538

                #8
                so is this scan a preperation for a nad reduction jc ? mrs jc looks very happy with them as they are

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                • ecufix
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 2214

                  #9
                  Good luck with the scan , hope all is well , regards
                  Do what you can with what you have .

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                  • jcgrumbles
                    DK Veteran
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 944

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Canker_Canison
                    Taxi??!! Posh git.

                    I think JC's found exactly what he was looking for

                    ha,thats the style i was wearing cc,my little white hairy arse was sticking out the back like some spooky kind of fashion statement,and considering how i look a bit like my avatar,the poor nurse was`nt sure which end of my gown to lift up,and gmb45,thats a fine looking pair of balls its a shame that its only my right side thats that size,and mrs grumbles reckons that it only serves to make my willy look even smaller,shes a dear,she did take me for a couple bottles of brown to cheer me up...

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                    • jcgrumbles
                      DK Veteran
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 944

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ecufix
                      Good luck with the scan , hope all is well , regards
                      Cheers ecufix,im getting sent to the surgeon,a certain doctor doom who used to stick needles in my balls many years ago and had the nerve to call them "pain killing" injections,i wonder if he still wears those re-entry shields he called glasses,...

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                      • Grizz
                        DK Veteran
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 1598

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jcgrumbles
                        Cheers ecufix,im getting sent to the surgeon,a certain doctor doom who used to stick needles in my balls many years ago and had the nerve to call them "pain killing" injections,i wonder if he still wears those re-entry shields he called glasses,...

                        ~~~~ JC i actually cried a little when i read that. Good luck in there!

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                        • jcgrumbles
                          DK Veteran
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 944

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Grizz
                          ~~~~ JC i actually cried a little when i read that. Good luck in there!
                          ha,i remember them well grizz,the nurse said "feel free to swear",so i did,i called him worse than a pick pocket and i dont think he was too chuffed about it,we will soon find out if he remembers me...

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                          • reddevil157
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1427

                            #14
                            hey grumbles, hope your nads are ok m8, get mrs grumbles to suck some fluid out of the right one to see if it goes down a bit , save on those needles . Nah hope it works out for ya m8
                            Last edited by reddevil157; 8 November, 2012, 00:36.
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                            • jcgrumbles
                              DK Veteran
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 944

                              #15
                              Originally posted by reddevil157
                              hey grumbles, hope your nads are ok m8, get mrs grumbles to suck some fluid out of the right one to see if it goes down a bit , save on those needles . Nah hope it works out for ya m8
                              sex? sex? thats what posh people put their coal in isnt it? ...cheers red

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