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  • forntida
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 1281

    #1

    Has It started?

    Has the 'Abolition Of Alcohol started? I saw on the TV this morning a news item extolling the virtues of a university rugby clubs' success since they banned drinking.

    As part of the Governments brainwashing the next thing we will have the 'Rovers Return', 'The Vic' and the 'Woolsack' all closing down, the recession being used as an excuse.

    Before you lot get on your 'high' horses(Don't forget the amount of people who fell off them yesterday) remember that there are many people in this country who are not allowed to drink because of their religious beliefs. These people now carry a lot of votes.

    A sickenng reminder! Everyone said they would not ban smoking because it brought in too much tax. Which it did before the haties.

    I will not accept comments until after 3p.m. today, by that time most will have sobered up.

    p.s. I forgot to mention two footballers who lost their jobs and International places recently.
    Last edited by forntida; 7 April, 2009, 07:45.
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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #2
    What what what? A Rugby club without alcohol?
    This cannot be allowed to happen and i doubt it will happen until they've taxed the sh1t out of it.
    It's too early in the day for me to drawn into the subject of these 'people' and their 'religious beliefs'.

    And on the subject of those footballers. Scotland are about due a management change and, when it happens, those players will be back in the team.
    I hope this doesn't happen as it'ld send out the wrong message about discipline and commitment.

    Have I just said more about football than i have about alcohol?
    Alcohol goooooooooood, ban baaaaaaaaaaaaad
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    • forntida
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 1281

      #3
      Originally posted by RedSpider
      What what what? A Rugby club without alcohol?
      This cannot be allowed to happen and i doubt it will happen until they've taxed the sh1t out of it.
      It's too early in the day for me to drawn into the subject of these 'people' and their 'religious beliefs'.

      And on the subject of those footballers. Scotland are about due a management change and, when it happens, those players will be back in the team.
      I hope this doesn't happen as it'ld send out the wrong message about discipline and commitment.

      Have I just said more about football than i have about alcohol?
      Alcohol goooooooooood, ban baaaaaaaaaaaaad
      I am referring to people of all religious beliefs. They all have their anti alcohol sections
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      • RedSpider
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #4
        alcohol outdates many religions and matters more.
        nobody ever started a war over alcohol.
        the rise of crime and criminals such as Al Capone was caused by the banning of alcohol.
        in one part of the world, can't remember where exactly, abstaining from alcohol will get you branded a coward and stupid.
        The region of the U.S. that consumes the least alcohol (commonly known as the "Bible belt") is also known by many doctors as Stroke Alley.
        beer helps uglies to get a bit of the other.
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        • forntida
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 1281

          #5
          Originally posted by RedSpider
          alcohol outdates many religions and matters more.
          nobody ever started a war over alcohol.
          the rise of crime and criminals such as Al Capone was caused by the banning of alcohol.
          in one part of the world, can't remember where exactly, abstaining from alcohol will get you branded a coward and stupid.
          The region of the U.S. that consumes the least alcohol (commonly known as the "Bible belt") is also known by many doctors as Stroke Alley.
          beer helps uglies to get a bit of the other.
          beer is mmmmmmmmmmm
          If alcohol is banned there will be more sex. got to cheer you up somehow.
          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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          • melloned
            DK Veteran
            • Nov 2008
            • 1215

            #6
            Better put me on suicide watch then !

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            • gmb45

              #7
              Originally posted by RedSpider
              alcohol outdates many religions and matters more.
              nobody ever started a war over alcohol.
              the rise of crime and criminals such as Al Capone was caused by the banning of alcohol.
              in one part of the world, can't remember where exactly, abstaining from alcohol will get you branded a coward and stupid.
              The region of the U.S. that consumes the least alcohol (commonly known as the "Bible belt") is also known by many doctors as Stroke Alley.
              beer helps uglies to get a bit of the other.
              beer is mmmmmmmmmmm
              alcohol is my religion, i start a war every time she says u cant go to the pub al capone probably invented alchi white cider, no chance of any 1 on here getting branded a coward or stupid , alcohol thins the blood but improves your chance of a stroke especially if the totty is pi55ed, no comment about the uglies part.

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              • forntida
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 1281

                #8
                Originally posted by melloned
                Better put me on suicide watch then !
                It is OK to jump off the parapet opff a bridge, as long as you jump inwards.
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                • firemouth
                  DK Veteran
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 410

                  #9
                  , you don't need to be Einstein to realise alcohol isn't much good if you play a sport. they also report improved academic performance too. cant see it as the "tip of the iceberg", common sense really.
                  @redspider, Einstein was a guy with funny hair, who knew stuff.

                  Firemouth rules for life.
                  If it aint broke, don't fix it!
                  If its broke, fix it and use it again!
                  If it proper broke, use it for something else!

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                  • RedSpider
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2448

                    #10
                    [QUOTE=firemouth;177542], you don't need to be Einstein to realise alcohol isn't much good if you play a sport. they also report improved academic performance too. cant see it as the "tip of the iceberg", common sense really.
                    @redspider, Einstein was a guy with funny hair, who knew stuff.[/QUOTE]

                    did you google that?


                    Alcohols brilliant when playing sport. It's being drunk that causes the problems
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                    • forntida
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 1281

                      #11
                      I gigggled for that Einstein chappie. He hardly ever took any alcohol. He is dead now so let that be a warning to all you teetotallers.
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                      • maca
                        Mr. DK DJ
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 6310

                        #12
                        yes drink plenty of alcohol to stay fit and healthy

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                        • melloned
                          DK Veteran
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 1215

                          #13
                          Originally posted by maca58
                          yes drink plenty of alcohol to stay fit and healthy
                          Common sense has prevailed !

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