What Part Of Your Body Would You Change?

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  • forntida
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 1281

    #31
    I would like to change everything, I am fed up being chased by groupies.
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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    • maca
      Mr. DK DJ
      • Feb 2009
      • 6310

      #32
      id like to change my nose just like mr jackson

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      • forntida
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 1281

        #33
        Originally posted by maca58
        id like to change my nose just like mr jackson
        Jesse or Michael?
        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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        • maca
          Mr. DK DJ
          • Feb 2009
          • 6310

          #34
          mmmm lets see .....

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          • forntida
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 1281

            #35
            Originally posted by maca58
            mmmm lets see .....
            You should have asked for eyes mate.
            I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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            • maca
              Mr. DK DJ
              • Feb 2009
              • 6310

              #36
              i already did m8 stevie wonders

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              • Mr Pumpy
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2009
                • 1467

                #37
                I'd like to have a giraffe's tongue too...for obvious reasons.
                I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                • melloned
                  DK Veteran
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 1215

                  #38
                  You'd need a Giraffe's snatch to practice it on though Mr P !

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                  • .: JaCkPoT :.
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 5607

                    #39
                    My lungs....

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                    • dnicola
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                      • Dec 2008
                      • 1

                      #40
                      I would like to be taller

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                      • forntida
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1281

                        #41
                        Originally posted by dnicola
                        I would like to be taller
                        Size isn't everything.

                        I would lie the body of a sixteen or seventeen year old. I will return it eventually.
                        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                        • forntida
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 1281

                          #42
                          I would like to stop the need to shave. I have been shaving now for 60 years (I was a little shaver). I am fed up shaving around 8 in the morning and by lunchtime I have a face like a burst sofa.

                          I don't think red indians need to shave they could transfer that gene to me.
                          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                          • gmb45

                            #43
                            wish i had a normal sized dick instead of this fcuking great thing

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                            • C64
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 2394

                              #44
                              I could do with a few inches taken off my cock but apart from that my belly button sticks out

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                              • forntida
                                DK Veteran
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 1281

                                #45
                                Originally posted by witchy2k1
                                I could do with a few inches taken off my cock but apart from that my belly button sticks out
                                are you two getting things mixed up? Small isn't beautiful, it is awkward.
                                I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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