any golfers on here

[aftermath]

i am a decent golfer and was wanting to start my own golfing lessons, I have had a little help from a mate who has his own business, and he says its a great lifestyle.

here is a small video of what i expect it to be like.

let me know if its like this.

[Devilfish]

I think that's very reasonable to expect clients like that!

P.S. I'm a 10 h'caper myself!

[Krypton]

i play wii golf. i regularly get 5 under par. what handicap is that?
i tried to play real golf, but i dont think my golf bats were working properly and i gave up at about hole 10 and went to the 19th.

[RedSpider]

when i attempted golf i scored 9 goals before i got bored

[Krypton]

it took me about 30 goes on each hole before i got a golf goal. golf is rubbish in real life.
oscar wilde had it right
"Golf is a good walk spoilt"
saying that, now i have gotten into wii golf, i will be buying tiger woods wii golf and maybe then i will go back to the real golf.
what are the best golf bats to buy?

[RedSpider]

metal bats hit balls further. buy metal ones

[forntida]

I just gave up. Why should I pay ?30 for a round of golf and get less hits at the ball than everyone else?

[RedSpider]

Golf handicap? The pitches aren't very wheelchair friendly are they?

[Krypton]

i play golf like im handicapped, is that what it means? i played against another bloke and my score was in the 100's and my mate had like -8 or something and he won!! hows that fair?

[RedSpider]

either he cheated or you win by scoring less points. if that's the case, why play in the first place.

wanna play golf?
Yeah, game over. i win. i got 0 points

[Krypton]

he cheated i think, i have seen lots of stuff to do with golf, therefore it must have a point.
i believe i win as if i have -5 i have a handicap which in turn means im crap.
golf hurts my head

[Mr Pumpy]

I once had sex on a golf coarse if that counts.

[gmb45]

I once had sex on a golf coarse if that counts.

who with pumpy ?

[Mr Pumpy]

The wife, many moons ago.

A hole in one..

[gmb45]

The wife, many moons ago.

A hole in one..

u got a birdie then