Cats and Toast.

[Mr Pumpy]

OK - it's a well-known fact that toast always lands butter side down when it's dropped on the floor, and cats always land on their feet. So what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast onto a cat's back, with the buttered side facing up?

[RedSpider]

i'm hoping the cat would die

[zaphodbb]

OK - it's a well-known fact that toast always lands butter side down when it's dropped on the floor, and cats always land on their feet. So what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast onto a cat's back, with the buttered side facing up?

you have too much time on your hands pumpy, hmmmm let me think about that .... cat buttered toast... i'll get back to you ????

[zaphodbb]

ok got it sussed the problem is that you have posted in the wrong place, cats on toast should be in the recipe section ... mod please move this !!

[Mr Pumpy]

I think the cat would levitate, spinning in the air a few millimetres above the ground as toast and paws vied for superiority.

[RedSpider]

perhaps it will continually flip paws to toast to paws to toast in a perpetual flippity flop.
if so, first priority should be to harness this energy.

[forntida]

The toast would need to be the same weight as the cat to make it a fair contest. Who in here has an extraordinary huge toaster?

[RedSpider]

can sellotape loads of toast together

[Mr Pumpy]

Would it work with margarine???????

[thered]

the toast would land butter side first assuming you put the cat under the grill with the toast and it burned to death


hurrah for toasted cat

[Mr Pumpy]

perhaps it will continually flip paws to toast to paws to toast in a perpetual flippity flop.
if so, first priority should be to harness this energy.

This could be the answer to all our energy problems.

Some kind of power station with hundreds of cats with buttered bread on their backs, spinning about like bugger it.

sorted.

[Krypton]

somne form of magnets will be required i believe? or are you thinking use tyhe cats to power a genny?

[getsmelifted]

depends on what kind of cat it is and what type of butter your using

[Krypton]

i believe siamese will be better.
on the spread side....marge or butter?

[thered]

this is great i hate cats