Strange dreams online

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

ford transit non start ona steep hill, to start it, you twiddle with a Parrot CK3100 display on the B pillar!

Decides to immo off, but wickwed, EDC16CEM - in a trasit?

[Meat-Head]

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At UFF house in his kitchen with a piece of plywood on it, working on a ??????, then in walks (where the wall is) <Name Witheld> and his wife, who is in here dressing gown, with a bun in the oven, she starts, grunting and groaning, opens her dressing gown, and see nothing but a bit of a bush of sorts, then out this bush, a black cat appears, which is crasy, which she promtly throws at me.

[Canker_Canison]

Meaty, you need help... or your leg over.

If you want some really freaky dreams....... try mixing a 30/500 co-codamol & a 60mg Tramadol. But take them on an empty stomach

[Meat-Head]

nah more fun here on DK.

[Meat-Head]

OFF TOPIC:-

I have recently been playing with a laptop battery removing and charging each cell, there red in color, Li-On - nasty things can expode if mistreated

ON TOPIC:-

Was just in bed, wasn't awake, but wasn't asleep, only been in bed 5 mins, dreaming that had one of these batterys in my hand as it went POP - woke me up, checked in morning no popped cells.

[Canker_Canison]

Recently had my medication changed. Caused a lot of side effects, including insomnia. After 3 days of very little if any sleep I cut down of the dose.

Now I can't tell if I'm awake or asleep, even when I am asleep. Another side effect hallucinations

[Meat-Head]

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How weird.

The guy round the corner parks his rotten Transit outside from time to time, but because he is a coock, 7:30 AM starts it, gives it a bootfull.

This morning he went out at 6:20 AM, rolls over sees the time, rolls over, seemed to be instantly, dreams to be crossing a bridge the other side of town, covered in bushes, sodding train comes in, no horn, misses by a second, wakes up on full power.

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

AWESOME DREAM:-

In gas staion place gets robbs, jumps on the robber, holds him down untill the fuzz come.

Then the local paper turn up (The Daily Meat), who of course are wanting photos and full storey.

Tells them to FRO, no off-line names, just DK user name, use DK avatair no own real photo.

Next day front page of paper "DK MEMBER STOPS ROBBERY"

Then think but have added this bit, community reward of course gets donated to DK funds.

[Meat-Head]

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Can only vaugly remeber the one from the other night, something to do with swapping parts out of something into another item, think guts of a teddy bear not sure, sorry not really shaw

UNABLE to repeat this one as there will be ALL members stamping on the report button and umpteen replys of "sick puppy"
involved aresol can, tht's all the information can give

[Canker_Canison]

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UNABLE to repeat this one as there will be ALL members stamping on the report button and umpteen replys of "sick puppy"
involved aresol can, tht's all the information can give

F'ing tease!

Since my med change I can't take any codine products without having sleep & dream problems.

I'm asleep, I know I'm asleep, but everything is so real. Even though I know I'm only dreaming, I have no control over anything.

I wake up. Have a drink (of water), trip to the toilet, then back to sleep. Only to continue the same dream I was having before.

This can happen over 6 times in a night.

One is beginning to not like going to sleep.

[Meat-Head]

F'ing tease!

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I can't mate, even sick for you, don't ask by pm either

[Meat-Head]

100% ON TOPIC:-

Start with a MASSIVE crane as used to build sky scrapers.

Then like John Lennon Imagine a luxery 3 bedroomed hotel room.

Now add to that the walkway you find in airports going to the areoplanes.

So in this airport gangway, you have Winne the pooh and paddington bear and some other bloke some how fixing the sidewalls, it is clearly used signboards, but there somehow using soldering irons to solder in bits of the fabric trims.

Then round the end of the walkway is the three bedrooms, all on the short end of the crane.

then umpteen milion people talk past, thn my boss in front of me holding a 2 foot square box with loads of stuff (no idea what), in the front of the box is a box of marbles, he is saying "do you want thses you have lost yours"

[Meat-Head]

10000% GENUINE DREAM 10000% ON TOPIC:-

Started with in the 'Lloyds Bank Of Meat-City' sat by the window in like a cafe style
on my left is a bird called ????? opposite facing sideways is a bird called 'Claire H****' that i went to skool with, not seen or heard or even thought about her for years.

Claire says "This is ????? don't you remember her, you vouched for her years ago and i got my cell phone 9PM the next day"

Then i turns around to see a 2 calculators and a ?????. These calculators the solar cell has the buttons through it, so i skank the/2 of them, one for UFF one for one's self, then looks up to see a PIR which looks like a CCTV camera.

Then the manager of the Bank says "We have you on CCTV pressing the light switch on/off, your going to get punished for it"

Gets away with skanking something, but get's punished for something i diddn't do.

Then 'next scene' Claire is crying her eyes out because she has lost her wallet, i offeres her 20 Quid - no idea of her response.

Next thing out side the bank, holding an ECU for Claire, the manager walks up and is holding a hose pipe, muttering about punishment, tells him "No watch the water Claires ECU will get wet" - so he removes the nossle off the hose pipe and pours a few drops of water down my trousres and he buggers off

15 meteres down the road is a 4 foot high wall which is a flower bed, i'm bent over it with a rug on the flowers and go the lid off Claires ECU - full of thick green moss inside so got a scrubing brush and scrubbing the shit out of it, green comes off, but passers by are sitting on the flower bed, one person puts down a brass candle holder and/or flower vase, i skanks it.

Then some bastard is having a fight outside at 2:48 AM - gets woke up, dream over

100000000% GENUINE DREAM.

[Meat-Head]

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About 2 miles up the road is a load of terraced houses, at the end of the row is a telegraph pole in the middle of the road, bloke round cornewr from work drives into it and bends all the front end of his car.

Two small kids from local gypo site whip the pole down and run off with it.

chases after them, catches them up, now there 4 or 6 of them carrying the pole.
They turn around and shout "were going to kill you"

Then down the Meat-City bypass doing 60 MPH with the boss of M-H-M these kids carring the pole are keeping up with us.

i said <FORGOTTEN> to my boss then woke up.

[Meat-Head]

Sirt of on topic

the dream other night so mixed up unable to to figer out what it was

last night can only tell you huys it involved a gps areial forgotten the rest