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  • ecufix
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2010
    • 2214

    #1

    Impossibilities in the world

    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
    1)You can't count your hair.
    2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
    Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
    Ten (10) Things I know about you.
    1) You are reading this.
    2) You are human.
    3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
    4) You just attempted to do it.
    6) You are laughing at yourself.
    7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
    8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
    9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does
    it too.
    10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
    You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the
    idiot category. Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a
    Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

    "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many
    Do what you can with what you have .
  • jaws2
    DK Veteran
    • Oct 2012
    • 345

    #2
    just resent

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    • GastonJ
      V.I.P. Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 5505

      #3
      Originally posted by ecufix
      IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

      2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

      "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many
      You can but it bloody well hurts
      My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
      Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
      No good deed goes unpunished....

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      • DOUGALMCD
        V.I.P. Member
        • May 2011
        • 3229

        #4
        Love it but I won't have sex with you.

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        • griff
          DK Veteran
          • Mar 2009
          • 343

          #5
          Brilliant ha

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #6
            Originally posted by ecufix

            3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
            Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

            Can you verify that please seems to be false

            what about put your left hand where your right hand can't touch it - your right elbow

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • ajax2061
              DK Veteran
              • Nov 2012
              • 395

              #7
              going to say my fav response to 'impossible' claims

              Nothing is impossible just highly improbable

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              • RedSpider
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 2448

                #8
                9 and 10 are incorrect.
                As is number 2 - I can wash my eyes with soap. It hurt but I've done it. I probably won't do it again but I still have the ability to do so.
                Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                • lagerland
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 6031

                  #9
                  Originally Posted by ecufix

                  2) You are human.


                  That's debatable..............
                  I know you believe you understand what you think i said



                  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
                  I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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                  • theskull
                    Newbie
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 2

                    #10
                    When you wipe your butt, I bet you never have looked to see what your other hand is doing

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                    • ecufix
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 2214

                      #11
                      Originally posted by theskull
                      When you wipe your butt, I bet you never have looked to see what your other hand is doing
                      It could be blocking your nose .
                      Do what you can with what you have .

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