Ever had a dream about someone you shouldn't?

[Mr Pumpy]

Last night I had a strange dream involving my sister in law (a sexy dream).
In the dream she was having problems with her shoulder so I offered to rub em for her, , one thing lead to another and after a while we were at it like two dogs.

Now I don't particularly fancy her as she's short, fat and probably got hairy legs, a bit like Ernie Wise, so what does it all mean????
Have I got some underlying attraction to her or an underlying urge to be a masseuse?

Has anybody had dream about someone they think they shouldn't???

[westkill]

Last night I had a strange dream involving my sister in law (a sexy dream).
In the dream she was having problems with her shoulder so I offered to rub em for her, , one thing lead to another and after a while we were at it like two dogs.

Now I don't particularly fancy her as she's short, fat and probably got hairy legs, a bit like Ernie Wise, so what does it all mean????
Have I got some underlying attraction to her or an underlying urge to be a masseuse?

Has anybody had dream about someone they think they shouldn't???

nearly spat my cup of tea over the screen reading that

Now I don't particularly fancy her as she's short, fat and probably got hairy legs, a bit like Ernie Wise,

[westkill]

maybe it was a nightmare instead of a dream

[maca]

i hope your wifes not a twin m8

[Mr Pumpy]

. Thats no joke too, she is short and fat.

It was a great dream though... She's a lovely woman but I don't want to jump into bed with her like.

They say dreams mean summat, for the life of me I can't possibly think what me rodgering me sister in law would mean.

[Mr Pumpy]

i hope your wifes not a twin m8

... Has it happens she is......he's a man though.

[forntida]

Nearly all dreams are about sex. If you dream of normal happy married natural sex it portends a long and healthy life. There goes your trip to Ben Nevis.

[westkill]

Well quite a few years back when a lived in Glasgow, a was up there on Hogmany (New Years Eve for non JoKs) a got pished up that nite, as you do, and as the nite got into the wee early hours when a was coming home ma neighbours doon the stair was having a party, anyways she was a big horrible fat baztard and always wanted to pump me.
A went to the party and woke up the next morning thinking a had a sexy dream about drilling the horrible fcuker, problem was a was lying in her bed, bolox naked and the deed had been done, she even tried to kiss me in the morning..... fcuk that.... troosers on.... up tae ma hoose and a good scrubbin.

Still gives me nightmares now, thats a sort of wishin a had a dream story, is that the same Mr P.

JoK

at least you survived to tell the tale

[Mr Pumpy]

Well quite a few years back when a lived in Glasgow, a was up there on Hogmany (New Years Eve for non JoKs) a got pished up that nite, as you do, and as the nite got into the wee early hours when a was coming home ma neighbours doon the stair was having a party, anyways she was a big horrible fat baztard and always wanted to pump me.
A went to the party and woke up the next morning thinking a had a sexy dream about drilling the horrible fcuker, problem was a was lying in her bed, bolox naked and the deed had been done, she even tried to kiss me in the morning..... fcuk that.... troosers on.... up tae ma hoose and a good scrubbin.

Still gives me nightmares now, thats a sort of wishin a had a dream story, is that the same Mr P.

JoK

.. Jok, so basically you'll jump into bed with anybody when youve had a drink. Remind me not to go out on the p1ss with you.

mmmmm on second thoughts.......

[Lainie]

.. Jok, so basically you'll jump into bed with anybody when youve had a drink. Remind me not to go out on the p1ss with you.

yip thats scots men for you well come to think of it most men . ive been dreaming of ******* ally for years but its never happened .

[bluefin]

yip thats scots men for you well come to think of it most men . ive been dreaming of ******* ally for years but its never happened .

he used to hang around east kilbride.he was spotted on many a week end morning comimg out of *** *** rd bet it was his wife told him where to go (allison ) ?

[gmb45]

Well quite a few years back when a lived in Glasgow, a was up there on Hogmany (New Years Eve for non JoKs) a got pished up that nite, as you do, and as the nite got into the wee early hours when a was coming home ma neighbours doon the stair was having a party, anyways she was a big horrible fat baztard and always wanted to pump me.
A went to the party and woke up the next morning thinking a had a sexy dream about drilling the horrible fcuker, problem was a was lying in her bed, bolox naked and the deed had been done, she even tried to kiss me in the morning..... fcuk that.... troosers on.... up tae ma hoose and a good scrubbin.

Still gives me nightmares now, thats a sort of wishin a had a dream story, is that the same Mr P.

JoK

imagine if she had sat on your face

[Mr Pumpy]

Ive been doing a bit a research on me dream and it seems I need to cut down on cheese before bedtime.

[Jaffa]

Last night I had a strange dream involving my sister in law (a sexy dream).
In the dream she was having problems with her shoulder so I offered to rub em for her, , one thing lead to another and after a while we were at it like two dogs.

Now I don't particularly fancy her as she's short, fat and probably got hairy legs, a bit like Ernie Wise, so what does it all mean????
Have I got some underlying attraction to her or an underlying urge to be a masseuse?

Has anybody had dream about someone they think they shouldn't???

Ah for goodness sake, I had to go get the screen cleaner cos I just spat my drink all over my lappy screen...

I would imagine you really want to pump her, she may not be your cup of tea but I still think you want to pump her.

I had a dream of pumping my wife, turned out it wasn;t a dream after all....just a very long memory.

[Mr Pumpy]

Jaffa...Would you like to have sex with somebody thats a cross between Ernie Wise and Dawn French.


They say that everybody dreams every night.
Personally I can remember one maybe once a fortnight.
I reckon I must dream more than that cos Mrs Pumpy says i'm always twitching and making funny noises in me sleep, yer know, like when you see a dog dreaming and its woofing and kickin its legs.