extreme male beauty

[Lainie]

any you guys watching channel 4 just now - extreme male beauty

[caveman_nige]

noooooooooo am watching the inbetweeners on E4... the title of what your watching was not appealing to me...

[Lainie]

oh go on - be a laugh

[maca]

why are you enjoying your self lainie hun

[Lainie]

oh aye. c'mon you guys must do some kinda male grooming? trim eyebrows, zap nasal and ear hair, wee trim doon below etc

[forntida]

oh aye. c'mon you guys must do some kinda male grooming? trim eyebrows, zap nasal and ear hair, wee trim doon below etc

If that was beauty then I'm Adonis.

[chroma]

SWARFEGA. its mansoap, its also usefull as showergel, toothpaste, denture cleaner, barrel wash, washing your car, shampooing your scalp.

and it exfoliates.

i have friends who take several hours getting ready for a night out. i just turn my underwear inside out (thereby making em good for another month) and rub my armpits with an oily rag.

seriously though, ive never really cared about what i look like, i get up in the morning, jump in a shower and then blindly throw on whatevers clean whilst running out the door. never really bought into all these lotions and stuff, although i do use a loofah to scrub my back, i guess thats kinda girly metrosexualish.

[Mr Pumpy]

I have my anus bleached every month.

[Lainie]

@ pumpy why dont you try a back, crack and sack wax

[forntida]

@ pumpy why dont you try a back, crack and sack wax

He must be like an Albino down there. Surely you can't ask him to tweet it, heat it and delete it.*

I had other words but as this is a family show I reneged.

[Mr Pumpy]

@ pumpy why dont you try a back, crack and sack wax

Been there and got the t-shirt.
Very painful for somebody like me who is has hairy as gaylon from planet of the apes.

[Lainie]

i hate body hair - yeuch. in men i mean . get it all aff lmao

[maca]

so hun itake it you like baldies then

[Lainie]

pmsl @ maca - we arent talking about wimmen here we are talking about men!!and the word is smoothies not baldies

[maca]

~~~~in great then im now a smoothie.. get in there