fair play to ryan air!!!

[musky1970]

morning.....just to say credit where credit is due......I spelled my wifes name wrong on the boarding pass( I put an i instead of an l)....and was expecting to dish out dosh for my mistake.I was going to chance it at the desk ,but after reading the some forums I did the deed and rang them, thank God it was done for no charge !!

Good on ya Ryan air!!!!

[Meat-Head]

Wow ask for this to be a sticky

something for free from mr oleery


rumor dtates un dublin is a taxi lane so mr oleery made hid car chauffer driven inyo a resl taxi do he vould get to work quivker. Hate iphone

[Bulld0g]

Wow ask for this to be a sticky

something for free from mr oleery


rumor dtates un dublin is a taxi lane so mr oleery made hid car chauffer driven inyo a resl taxi do he vould get to work quivker. Hate iphone

that makes more sense than most of your posts m8

[leotheloin]

Your one of the lucky ones i've only ever used his airline once and i found his staff very unhelpful.

[leotheloin]

It was no rumour he bought a license+a plate so he could use it as a taxi,, to use the bus lanes to get around a lot quicker

[Meat-Head]

It was no rumour he bought a license+a plate so he could use it as a taxi,, to use the bus lanes to get around a lot quicker

Yeah i know and somehow he lost it as well

[Johnner]

Yeah,that wan**r lost it alright.Apparently,he was heading back to Jigginstown House,when his driver overtook about 10 cars in one or two manoevures.People weren't happy with his actions in the least.

Hopefully,these leeches will **** this new contract with Boeing up spectacularly.Can't wait to see the back of them.Robbing Barstewards !!!

[Meat-Head]

Thought minus the extras and invonveniancee cheap glughts judt tske superglue

[daithi]

heres a good one for ya

Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.......

Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland"

"That is remarkable value" Michael comments

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours.
That will be 3 euro please."

O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro."

"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please"
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of ***8364;4.00 for your seat sir"

O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro."

O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".

"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"

"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second"

"I will never use this bar again"

"OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro".

[Parker13]

We booked six to Alicante from Birmingham a week ago, my mate who booked the tickets got one name slightly wrong, Ryanair wanted ?172 to change the details ! It was cheaper to buy another ticket for ?72 !

[Meat-Head]

Still expensive mistake that would be a big donation to dk rather than mr oleerey