M&S Pants.

[Mr Pumpy]

I feel its my duty to inform you of the inferior elastic on my M&S pants.
Mrs Pumpy got me 10 pairs at xmas and out of the 10 pairs 8 of em's got baggy elastic on the left leg. On a couple of pairs the bagginess is so bad me left testicle is on clear view and i'm having trouble keeping me tadger in check.

Now, I have deducted why its only the left leg, its because when I have to tiddle I take me nob out of the left leg, so all that stretchin has taken its toll on the elastic.

Unfortunately ive had pant trouble in the past so I thought get some quality M&S pantage and all would be solved, huh! not so.
Surely even with the leg stretchin, a pair of kecks should last longer than 5 months.

So my advice is not to buy M&S pants as in my mind they are using cheap elastic. At the weekend I shall be throwing em all out and buying some Tesco underpants.


That is all.

[forntida]

I feel its my duty to inform you of the inferior elastic on my M&S pants.
Mrs Pumpy got me 10 pairs at xmas and out of the 10 pairs 8 of em's got baggy elastic on the left leg. On a couple of pairs the bagginess is so bad me left testicle is on clear view and i'm having trouble keeping me tadger in check.

Now, I have deducted why its only the left leg, its because when I have to tiddle I take me nob out of the left leg, so all that stretchin has taken its toll on the elastic.

Unfortunately ive had pant trouble in the past so I thought get some quality M&S pantage and all would be solved, huh! not so.
Surely even with the leg stretchin, a pair of kecks should last longer than 5 months.

So my advice is not to buy M&S pants as in my mind they are using cheap elastic. At the weekend I shall be throwing em all out and buying some Tesco underpants.


That is all.

You can't blame the makers for not allowing for a gigantic pull back every time you went to the toilet.

[Mr Pumpy]

You can't blame the makers for not allowing for a gigantic pull back every time you went to the toilet.

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Ive come to the conclusion that they just don't make pants like they used to.
They've got to last more than 5 months for christ sake, no matter how big the pull back, its a sad state of affairs when my knackers drop out of a pair of M&S pants.

[Dreamer]

My advice would be to print out your post and take the offending knickers and yourself into M&S and ask for a refund!!

If they don't listen to you then I would get in contact with the consumer rights or trading standards. It's an absolute discrace and needs sorting.

If that doesn't work get intouch with watchdog or your local papers and MP's

[Mr Pumpy]

That would look good on watchdog . Julia Bradbury holding up a pair of my baggy arsed pants on prime time tv.
And i'm sure my local MP has got enough on his plate at the mo trying to conceal his expenses, than dealing with my pant problems.

I'll have to start and wear Mrs Pumpy's knickers again.

[melloned]

Try the Tesco " Todgemaster mk2 " pantalons Mr P , they're more than a match for elephant sized love lengths .
Elastic in e'm like a bungee rope , to support even the most
heavy duty nudger , with the added benefit of a teflon crotch
, enabling you to remove even the most stubborn skid marks , with a quick sray of WD 40 .

[Mr Pumpy]

Try the Tesco " Todgemaster mk2 " pantalons Mr P , they're more than a match for elephant sized love lengths .
Elastic in e'm like a bungee rope , to support even the most
heavy duty nudger , with the added benefit of a teflon crotch
, enabling you to remove even the most stubborn skid marks , with a quick sray of WD 40 .

. I'm belly laughin.

[Lainie]

On a couple of pairs the bagginess is so bad me left testicle is on clear view and i'm having trouble keeping me tadger in check.

absolutely hysterical

[Amonhotep]

Go au natural, eliminate the middleware

[andy4]

Go au natural, eliminate the middleware

pumps going commando

[forntida]

Take your complaint to a solicitor. He is used to handling awkward briefs.



O.K. I'll go back to watching the football.

[Mr Pumpy]

Go au natural, eliminate the middleware

My days of wearing no kecks have long gone, I need all the support I can get, me balls are like two hairy conkers hanging down.

[chroma]

PROTIP: washing them more than once every 5 months helps sustain elasticity

i couldnt resist... i'll just get my coat.

[zaphodbb]

My days of wearing no kecks have long gone, I need all the support I can get, me balls are like two hairy conkers hanging down.

very sad pumps m8 gravity gets us all eventually, i just tuck my nads in me socks now

[zaphodbb]

saw these pumps thot they may be the very thing you lookin for just empty them every week or so rub down wi a damp cloth sorted ... and yes ive ordered a pair

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