M&S Pants.

[Mr Pumpy]

saw these pumps thot they may be the very thing you lookin for just empty them every week or so rub down wi a damp cloth sorted ... and yes ive ordered a pair

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I'm not incontinent Zap . I just need some quality pants.
Anyway, Mrs Pumpy's bought some Tesco specials today so i'll try em on later and report back.

[Mr Pumpy]

5 pairs of Tesco's finest pants for ?2.50, what a bargain.
Just tried em on, did one or two bends and a bit of squating down and a couple of leg thrusts, i'm happy to report that at no point did my testicles escape.



That is all.

[zaphodbb]

5 pairs of Tesco's finest pants for ?2.50, what a bargain.
Just tried em on, did one or two bends and a bit of squating down and a couple of leg thrusts, i'm happy to report that at no point did my testicles escape.



That is all.

theres an old saying dead men dont fall out of windows

[maca]

too mutch info there pumpy m8..eeyak

[Mr Pumpy]

theres an old saying dead men dont fall out of windows

They're not dead, just resting.

[forntida]

5 pairs of Tesco's finest pants for ?2.50, what a bargain.
Just tried em on, did one or two bends and a bit of squating down and a couple of leg thrusts, i'm happy to report that at no point did my testicles escape.



That is all.

O.K but did you get thrown out off Tesco?

[Mr Pumpy]

O.K but did you get thrown out off Tesco?

..All done in the privacy of me bedroom..

Ive chucked the substandard M&S pantelons out.

[Lainie]

oh pump im so glad you got the support you needed!!

[forntida]

oh pump im so glad you got the support you needed!!

He should definitely wear a mankini and let his neck take the stain.

[Mr Pumpy]

He should definitely wear a mankini and let his neck take the stain.

Ive got one and the photographic evidence to prove it.

[Lainie]

Ive got one and the photographic evidence to prove it.

oh do share with friends

[Mr Pumpy]

oh do share with friends

Well you asked for it. See PM.

[Lainie]

sorry meant to reply. i can confirm from photographic evidence that pump now has all the support he needs - and boy does he need it !!!

[Mr Pumpy]

sorry meant to reply. i can confirm from photographic evidence that pump now has all the support he needs - and boy does he need it !!!

Hey, I need all that support because of the sheer weight of me privates, its difficult yer know to keep summat that gargantuan in check.

Anyways Lainie, by the looks of what ive just seen i'm not the only one in need of some support.... It shouldn't be allowed.

[angus1972]

I used to work in a factory that made pants for M&S, where i maintained the sewing machines to a very high standard. To my knowledge there are no more factories making pants for M&S anymore in the UK.

All pants are made in the cheap labour countries, ie Morrocco, China, Vietnam etc.

I lost my job because of M&S after bending over backwards for them for 11 years, making sure they got the highest quality briefs and got them as they wanted them on demand.

Dont buy from M&S, check the labels on the clothes you buy, ask for UK made products.