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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #241
    Originally posted by Johnner
    You have the wrong mindset Meaty..... Girls don't have a price.
    Yes your. Correct as she is priceless. & lives a long long long way away.

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #242
      ON TOPIC:-


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      • Johnner
        Admin Assistant
        • Jun 2010
        • 7069

        #243
        ffs...Maplin gift card !!

        Priceless !!
        Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

        " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #244
          Originally posted by Johnner
          ffs...Maplin gift card !!

          Priceless !!
          ONLY reason why didnt send her valentine card cos her company blocked me on Twitter

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #245
            So past couple of weeks, been coming across some bird
            on way to work.

            FULL spec from behind, was expecting usual china clone
            but not this on, but think she is an aliean

            1) got in her lower lip two brass contacts, presume gnd & data
            gnd 5 volt, can l can h or sonething?
            could they be a charging port?

            2) see for 2 seconds looks like her near side ear is pointed like captin spok.

            3) MAnufactoring year, unsure guessing 1990-1995/6 not sure

            thanks

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #246
              Abive mentioned bird not seen since.

              ON TOOIC:-

              was looking on internet for information about overdrive unit, borg warner
              as futted to 1970 mgb c, straight 6 inline engine.

              google flagged up few hits on "heavy-r" "xhamster" "wimp" odd result
              on "fet life" "tumblr" etc

              anyway whilst searching "gearbox" "shaft" "fluid" etc came across

              "grace neutral" she's HOT, but needs setting to "factory defaults"
              "User customisation" is the tab that neeeds editing.

              Her eyes can stay, but rest needs "factory restore to default"
              is this option available on this model please?

              thanks

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              • garry1312
                DK Veteran
                • Oct 2010
                • 2178

                #247
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                "grace neutral" she's HOT,
                So had to Google but sure it's a different burd I'm getting in results coming back a tattoo artist. Hot in a way but not my type, also no xhamster reference to her.

                I may be wrong though meaty know how you like them dark headed and not inked.

                Although inked myself I've always not liked a girl with tattoos. Slightly changing though some are managing to pull it off and make it look hot.


                Rest In Peace Michael Mcharg, A true friend and although gone never forgotten. 11-10-08.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #248
                  Hence why wanting to restore the settings to default, but the eyes can stay, look great, but no thanks.

                  jet black hair, looks jam hot, the *HOT* burd from parts dept factory black
                  hair, looks stunning.

                  unwanted weird friend on plenty o fish
                  would love to see his prifile & photos

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #249
                    Wow, can somebody pop down to @eurocarparts
                    & buy me this please, got cash in brown envlope waiting, blocked from there

                    the byrd on the right, dont worry abiut the
                    "go faster stripes" on her face, got some @poundland
                    white paint, will cure that



                    thanks

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #250
                      On topic:-

                      at at bbq with unwanted weird friend and co

                      two guys turned up with their girlfriend things
                      talk about munters.

                      There well fat looking heffers

                      Kalipo where your "munters on dK thread"

                      one is installed with a gastric band

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                      • Mariajackson
                        Newbie
                        • Oct 2016
                        • 19

                        #251
                        One-third of people who have used online dating have never actually gone on a date with someone they met on these sites.

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                        • AliceWBurton
                          Newbie
                          • Nov 2016
                          • 9

                          #252
                          Originally posted by Lainie
                          i met my other half online and hopefully we will get married in a couple of years.
                          Sounds great. I wish you 2 the best!

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #253
                            Great in a pub with weird friend &! Inbred friend, nice bird opposites, hot but
                            Not suitable

                            1) tattoo unreadable on o/s arm

                            2) silly big earsrings

                            MAIN REASON

                            3) waving around an iShit

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #254
                              Ffs

                              weird friend randley turned round asked if their #lesbions

                              you can't take him anywhere



                              apparantk
                              y There social workers wtf

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #255
                                Due to DK rules about advertising come across a daughter of inbred boat crew

                                correct year of manufactor
                                not got jet black factory hair
                                not called Tiffany (so can have breakfast at hers)
                                does have nice simple & easy to spell name
                                more like a perfect 14 than perfect 10
                                couple of small tattoos
                                lives 200 miles away
                                got a fiance already
                                well spoken says "three" instead of "free" and "firteen"
                                got typist fingers (rather than shelf stackers dumpy fingers)
                                works with animals
                                has NO understanding of children (didnt know which way up to hold one when handed one
                                with no warning)

                                does NOT want any either (BONUS points)
                                Really really nice
                                not bad looking either.

                                Is there ANY of clearing the adaptations and editing remaing stats please?

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