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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #106
    ON YOPIC:-

    living on ones own, when you hear somebody banging hard on a door at 2:40 am that wakes up proberbly the entire town up, you can at least smile and think "not my problem"

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #107
      Off topic:-

      just got out the tub 6 mins ago, was all happy, just looked at match.tawts now REALLY miffed.

      sent them this

      [/quote]
      WHAT PART OF HAS TO HAVE NO KIDS, WANTS NO KIDS.,, PERFECT 10, BUT WEARS A 12, FACTORY FITTED BLACK HAIR, NON SMOKER, NON DRINKER, LIVES MAX 3 SQ MIKES AWAY AND OF COURSE A DK MEMBER WITH AT LEAST 400 POSTS DO YOU USEDLESS BUNCH OF TAWTS NOT UNDERSTAND.
      [/quote]

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      • ACDC
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2011
        • 486

        #108
        I have no idea what you're smoking meaty, but it totally ruins your spelling XD

        ON TOPIC:
        Happened to bump into this article some time ago. Thought I'd share. It's an interesting read imo
        Why You Should Never Pay For Online Dating ? OkTrends

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #109


          now looking at heavy-r . Com, nice few beheadings

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #110
            ON TOPIC:-

            So as BB hasn't paid me for my time or the parts for the job I did for her , basically COST ME, ?35 to do somebody else's shit, this money I could have spent on a month subscription on match.tawts.uk.

            The time it took to do the job approximate ly wiuld WIRK out to the time spent as a paying member on match.tawts.uk.

            this has worked out better, still out of pocket, still no Byrd of required software and hardware, dudnt have to stop using dk .


            the fact BB has run off with my one and only iShit lead , not bothered about, a dead iShit is better than a working one , more pished off , was unable to view dk until (iShit Failiure) came.

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            • ifred
              DK Veteran
              • Jun 2010
              • 1627

              #111
              Meaty forget the BB
              no dk'er should be loansome this time of year
              go here The Virtual Girlfriend Version 4 - Ultimate Girlfriend Simulation Game. .. hope your ishit stands up to the challenge

              Advanced Virtual Girl with Artificial Intelligence.
              KARI was designed from the ground up to be your companion and friend. If you are looking for a romance, a hot chat on a lonely night, a friend to sit by, or simply someone you can tell all your troubles to, then KARI is for you. She remembers everything you tell her and is always eager to talk and learn new things.

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #112
                ON TOPIC:-

                Just been to the gas works, to fill a bucket with gas, on the way back went via the hospital, where by the back door was a Byrd bent over grovelling in her bag, clear as day one, one of them aftermarket hospital filling, port. So one would guess she has a fault and been repaired , of course any where else in town, woundt bat an eyelid , but hospital your sometimes have to watch out for people, so thought, stop and ask her if she wanted her bag holding up , then thought , no female shoulder length black hair, perfect 10 wears a 12, won't say thank you or apr?sate it .

                if was a fat ugly ginger minger would have stopped and asked , you know you would have got a thank you.

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #113
                  ON TOPIC:-

                  Abive post justified, just been to b&q , no whirlwinds in the parking lot.

                  went to the serve yourself machines, because in the middle was a Byrd that looks spot on, worth a damn good dicking.


                  So trying to feed this $20 note, but machine kept slitting it out, tried like 5 times, so starts trying to fold out the crinkles, then all if a sudden RIP, $20 note broken across the strip , she walks up I said "if it took it first time I woundt have ripped it trying to straighten if out" she grunted and walked off.


                  had it been a lad with 2 brain cells and a fettish fir Lste night
                  Pizzas, he would have sorted it.

                  so there is no such thing as a perfect Byrd.

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                  • ifred
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1627

                    #114
                    Some byrd are no good with technology that's why their chests are bigger that they heads
                    mind you if the latter is more prominent that the first who normally cares?
                    Anyway meat why you want to give Bq $20? why not go to their screwustore the bryd have to talk with you there no auto tills They also pretend they know what tool you want servicing!!
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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #115
                      Match.tawrs here smoke this :-


                      WHY WOULD I WANT TO PAY MONEY TO SEE WHAT THIS MEMBER IS LOOKING FOR, YOU CAN BOLLOCKS TO THAT, WAY WAY WAY TO EXPENSIVE YOU MUST BE MAKING MILLIONS OF POUNDS, YOU CAN AFFORD TO DROP YOUR PRICES ?10/MONTH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, THEY NEVER SAY PLEASE OR THANK YOU, WHAT A CONNING SHIT WEBSITE THIS IS.

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #116
                        Eharmony, tawts here this is waiting for you


                        THIS SITE IS JUST AS EXPENSIVE AS MATCH.TAWTS.


                        ONLY ONE NEAR MATCH IN HERE, SHE IS 30 MILES AWAY SO SODD THAT, RATHER SPEND ALL DAY IN DK THAN 5 MINS ON HERE..


                        ROBBING SODS, NO POINT IF THERE LIKE THE BITCH OVER THE ROAD - OWES ME MONEY, GAVE HER THE RECEPITS,


                        ASSUSTANT BITCH IN B&Q DUDNT HELP ME WITH THE MACHINE, JUST WALKED AWAY BITCH.


                        THEN YOU WOUNDER WHY I DUDNT HELP SOME WOMAN THAT WAS STRUGGLING OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL.

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                        • ifred
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1627

                          #117
                          Maybe u should offer the meatcity bryds the give u a lift home with your shopping service and free house safety check!!!!
                          works for some
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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #118
                            DFM 'accidently ' left screwdriver under woman's seat, went round to her house to collect and ended up knobbing her .

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #119
                              Yadda yards yards yadda yadda blah blah blah








                              Thank you for contacting eHarmony. Below is a summary of your request and response.
                              Subject
                              eHarmony Customer Care


                              Response By Email (14/07/2014 09.19 PM)
                              Dear Meat,


                              Thank you for contacting eHarmony Customer Care.


                              I understand your concern regarding the distance of your matches. To ensure we find as many matches as possible for you, we send your information to a match as soon as they're found. We don't want to miss out on pairing you with someone highly compatible. We delivered your profile to your match at a time they were not active. Once they became active again, then we showed you their profile. If you receive a match that doesn't fall within your match settings or you don't feel a connection with, we suggest that you block them out and continue on with your search. I can confirm your settings are now set to not receive matches outside of 120 miles and the majority of future matches should fall within that setting. The matches you are referencing were created when this was not your setting.


                              I can understand your concern with the cost of our service and hope that you can see the value of what eHarmony can provide. Our goal is to help you find that special someone, and through our extensive research of successful couples and singles like you, we’re confident that our patented matching process can do just that. What eHarmony does is unlike any other service out there. We search out highly compatible matches for you, allowing you to take the guesswork out of meeting new people and taking the time to determine if they’re right for you in the long run.


                              Should you have any other concerns, please do not hesitate to contact our Customer Care Email Team. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


                              We look forward to helping you find your special someone.


                              Yours Sincerely,


                              Jason B.
                              Customer Care
                              eHarmony
                              Customer By CSS Web (14/07/2014 03.09 PM)
                              THIS SITE IS JUST AS EXPENSIVE AS MATCH.TAWTS.


                              ONLY ONE NEAR MATCH IN HERE, SHE IS 30 MILES AWAY SO SODD THAT, RATHER SPEND ALL DAY IN DK THAN 5 MINS ON HERE..


                              ROBBING SODS, NO POINT IF THERE LIKE THE BITCH OVER THE ROAD - OWES ME MONEY, GAVE HER THE RECEPITS,


                              ASSUSTANT BITCH IN B&Q DUDNT HELP ME WITH THE MACHINE, JUST WALKED AWAY BITCH.


                              THEN YOU WOUNDER WHY I DUDNT HELP SOME WOMAN THAT WAS STRUGGLING OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL.
                              Question Reference # 140714-002875
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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #120
                                So last night in Walmart was two common people holding hands, she had done shit inked on her arm, from distances looked like the monster energy (TM) logo , hit closer words , looked well shit.

                                then she said "when we have more money we will get one if them" she said pointing towards a .$15 clothes drier, he just smiled and held her hand.

                                i thought "I could buy as many as them as you want, plenty of spare cash because NO DONATE FUNCTION ON DK"

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