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  • stuckylad
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2008
    • 991

    #1

    2 tough questions

    Question 1:

    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
    three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?




    Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
    Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

    Candidate A.
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
    He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
    martinis a day.

    Candidate B.
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
    occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be our choice?

    Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
    .











    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.


    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.


    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.





    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
    Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..


    Never be afraid to try something new.

    Remember:
    Amateurs...built the ark.
    Professionals...built the Titanic
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  • forntida
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 1281

    #2
    It all depends how questions are worded.

    Churchill was he really that good? He was the one that wanted to invade Europe via Norway.

    If Roosevelt had listened to the news and entered the war earlier it would have cut Hitler down to size a lot earlier, which wasn't all that tall.



    Beethoven was virtually deaf in his early twenties.


    I just added this to stimulate debate.
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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    • Mr Pumpy
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2009
      • 1467

      #3
      Originally posted by stuckylad
      Question 1:

      If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
      three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
      syphilis

      She lives two doors away from me.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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