The Weekend Thread.

[Snowy79]

I think they used a pneumatic chisel. They knock you out with a general anaesthetic which I had a bed reaction to. I think they then put a scaffolding pipe down my throat to breathe through as my throat is in bits. They then send in a small work party up your nose with chainsaw cutting it open and then smash your septum into place. They then coat two sheep in Vaseline and wedge them up your nose to straighten it. I then found out I have a bad reaction to pain killers also so have been awake since Thursday feeling like my head is going to explode.

Cooooooool.......Whats nose repairing actually entail then?
I hope its not like what yer see on telly when they break it using a fekkin hammer n chisel

[Meat-Head]

been in the garden, well jungle, grass like 4 foot high. found the hole in the grass i stuffed a piece of cinder block in, the other week, cinder block pushed out, could be Gopher but we don't have them here in Ingland.

so as paid for water rates, have left hose pipe down there, give them some finest quailty Meat City water to drink.

Couple of hours or couple of days leave it on for?

[Mr Pumpy]

I think they used a pneumatic chisel. They knock you out with a general anaesthetic which I had a bed reaction to. I think they then put a scaffolding pipe down my throat to breathe through as my throat is in bits. They then send in a small work party up your nose with chainsaw cutting it open and then smash your septum into place. They then coat two sheep in Vaseline and wedge them up your nose to straighten it. I then found out I have a bad reaction to pain killers also so have been awake since Thursday feeling like my head is going to explode.

The two sheep bit was particularly amusing
Hope your back to full fitness soon.

[Mr Pumpy]

been in the garden, well jungle, grass like 4 foot high. found the hole in the grass i stuffed a piece of cinder block in, the other week, cinder block pushed out, could be Gopher but we don't have them here in Ingland.

so as paid for water rates, have left hose pipe down there, give them some finest quailty Meat City water to drink.

Couple of hours or couple of days leave it on for?

The breeze block was pushed out christ, how big are the moles where you live

[Meat-Head]

The breeze block was pushed out christ, how big are the moles where you live

was a fistsized hole and fist sized rock. Naybor says "ITS A RAT, ARRRRRH THERES A RAT IN THE GARDEN, ARRRRRRH"

Left hose pipe down it for 12 hours, yes that's right, 12 hours worth of fineset quality Meat-City-Water, gave no DK member discount on bill, so bollox to them

poured Domestos down there, then later, pipe of rat poinson, and covered with soil
(don't want any sodding dead cats in yard)

Today noticed another hole little further up, so it's got hose pipe down it, still going.

NOTHING in DK rules about it, so even if updated the DK rules, tough.

[Mr Pumpy]

Domestos & a couple of hundred gallons of water..... If that doesn't kill it it'll be the cleanest rat/mole/vole/weasel/badger/raccoon whatever, in all of Christendom.

[Meat-Head]

dunno, did notice groumd went soft by gate, but too lasy to dig hole and chuck hose pipe down there

[Mr Pumpy]

Mrs Pumpy n me are off to my aunties 60th tonight, so a shit shower and a shave are probably in order me thinks.
I'll just have a shower.

[Mr Pumpy]

See what i did there.

[Meat-Head]

See what i did there.

Yeah you went the long way about telling us your going for a "3 S" or "triple s"

Shit, Shave, Shampoo.

Shitting and shaving at same time is fine, but shitting and shampooing at same time results in blockage
if you have battery powerd shaver then no shave and shampoo, but if you use cut throat razer than shave and shower works.

[thered]

Go Karting yesterday good fun
Paintballing today ok but bored after 2 hours
Hill walking tomorrow

All Drink and drug free apart from TEA

i know how to party

[Mr Pumpy]

Off to Cornwall in the morning for a week, hope the weather keeps dry.
Leaving my lad in charge of the house

[lagerland]

Round an old m8s to do a fresh install on his lap top,and no doubt a good few ....................

[Meat-Head]

This weekend i'll mainly be getting mad at some Polish woman that speaks NO Inglish

then depedning on mood, might paint the gate

[Snowy79]

I'm off to climb this bugger on Saturday. I was out in the Dolomites a few months ago but couldn't get to the top as there was too much snow. I've already Para-glided over it so set myself a challenge. It's called Sassongher in Corvara, Alta Badia. I'm going to get seriously pissed afterwards, a nice gentle walk on Sunday then a night on the tiles in Verona. sassongher2.jpg