strange habits

[forntida]

You lot are lucky. By the time I take everything off there is nothing to go into bed.

[Mr Pumpy]

I once new a monk who had a strange habit.

[forntida]

I once new a monk who had a strange habit.

Was it like a Mankini?

I'll not sleep tonight because of that image in my head.

[Mr Pumpy]

Was it like a Mankini?

I'll not sleep tonight because of that image in my head.

Has Lainie been whispering to you by any chance has she.
That woman...

[Mr Pumpy]

I'm off 4 a bath to play with my rubber ducky.

[Lainie]

ive not said a word to anyone. i can keep me gob shut sometimes you know

[Mr Pumpy]

ive not said a word to anyone. i can keep me gob shut sometimes you know

I apologize.

[chroma]

Has Lainie been whispering to you by any chance has she.
That woman...

Did you atleast get down to some "manscaping" before hand? or does it look like a wig in a string bag?

[Lainie]

over to you pumps

[gmb45]

yeah i hold down a job, used to hold down 3 at the same time but those days are gone now thankfully.

One of my wierdest is seeing smiley faces on things eg:



This is a pretty blatant example, but i see them EVERYWHERE, cardboard boxes, car bonnet/headlights, bookshelves etc.

Not that im completely nuts, i know theres no massive conspiricy or anything its just the way my brain rocesses visual information.

Some nights i cant sleep from dissecting things in my head, things people have said, things ive seen, problems... and im not talking anything major either its always stupid things like just how much far will red light defract in a sheet of concave perspex as opposed to the other end of the spectrum or NP complete problems.
Nothing like regular folks who worry about finances and stuff, that doesnt even begin to phase me
I spent 3 days awake trying to figure out the time in the northern/southern poles where all the timezones would converge

Completely barmy i know, but my head seems wired that way.

hmmm shock therapy springs to mind

[forntida]

hmmm shock therapy springs to mind

Electricty bill springs to my mind. That will get rid of the smiley.

[Mr Pumpy]

Did you atleast get down to some "manscaping" before hand? or does it look like a wig in a string bag?

Well, I try to have a wee trim on occasion, but.....yeah, wig in a string bag would be a good description.

[SatSearching]

Yes, this is an old post, found by searching of a dissorder my youngest may have.

As for my own strange habits......

1. The volume on the TV has to be on an even number.

2. If I have to rotate one way or multiple times, I have to rotate back to cancel out.

3. I cannot sit on a toilet, have to hover (even at home).

Any other oddballs care to admit to strange habits?

SS

[Canker_Canison]

When I get up in the morning I have to piss, but can't sh!t. I go back for that about 30 minutes later.

I clean my ears a lot.

When going to sleep in a bed I have to be covered, no matter how hot it is.
But I can crash on the sofa without being covered.

I always wipe my phone on my trousers before putting it back in it's case.

When digging a grave I always pick a spot close to a bend in a river....... Oooops, that's more than you need to know.

[jcgrumbles]

I always get an erection on public transport.....