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Damn it thered,i was hoping to get back to work to corner the rest of the caretakers in our office(a cupboard under the stairs) and fart them all into submission with the smell...never mind,i could always crack a confi****ed stink bomb for effect,cheers mate....ps ive tried to edit this for the word confi****ed but I cant get rid of the stars...Comment
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If you want clearing out & still want farts that can drop a donkey at 20 paces....just come & play tonsil tennis with me.
Just spent two days in bed, or between my bed & the toilet. Picked up the norovirus from somewhere. It's not nice. Currently up to day four.. still have pain in my stomach which is bad when it's empty, but worse when I try to eat.
But my farts can be classed as chemical weapons.
Good luck with the a n a l probe, it's not something I'd be opting for.Canker
"Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
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jezz you guy's got some funny way of getting kicks out of life
No one going to take pervy pictures of my inside....... correction, if they pay me lots I might consider it... how much they paying for the pics??1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned
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I had a colonoscopy this year, worse part was the doctor was a young girl. She just stood there chatting away to me whilst probing my arse with a big tube
. I had the choice between sedation or gas and air. i chose the latter because they let you go soon after. TBH it never hurt at all just felt like cramps in the stomach but the stuff they give you to drink to clear you out was 
I was gaggin trying to drink it, 2 litres of the stuff in all
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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Ha,cheers canker,sorry to hear your laid up,thats a wicked virus that,its enough to turn you inside out,hope your not using so much bog roll soon,isnt daytime tv just shite....Comment
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Cheers bulldog,i thnik I`ll go gas and air as well,i just wonder are women doctors a bit more gentle on the bottom than a bloke?I`ll probably get a right chisel faced man hating bint,ha....I had a colonoscopy this year, worse part was the doctor was a young girl. She just stood there chatting away to me whilst probing my arse with a big tube. I had the choice between sedation or gas and air. i chose the latter because they let you go soon after. TBH it never hurt at all just felt like cramps in the stomach but the stuff they give you to drink to clear you out was I was gaggin trying to drink it, 2 litres of the stuff in all Comment
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Depends mate she might be one of those who think " see it ****in well hurts doesn't it"
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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I just ain't into sticking cameras in the nether region of my orbits!!!!!
I hope you get a pretty bird probing your planet mate the thought of an ugly ape doing orbits around mine or Uranus give me the shivers!1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned) Comment
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