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Yeah, place is a dump, the mains sockets are Emerican with 220 volts.
ALWAYS keep a camera handy, you can make a better photo album of all the WTF everyday things.
Like in the bog in hotel, the flush handel was butt up the shower screen, but could have gone on the other side
The bathrrom door no shut, think it was something like the sink stopped it.
DO NOT, AS IN, DO NOT, NIL, DON'T, NO KEEP AWAY, from ANYTHING that has electrcity in/on it, street lights, ANYTHING
bare LIVE wires in the street.
Taxi, after one day you get pished off with the word "Taxi", you will hear that like 10000000000000000000 times aday
There something about taxi's, if you get caught in one that's not an offical one, then you get told off by a modertaor, and it's not nice.
If you have a walking stick, keep it with you in the street, the trees grow and crack the sidewalk, leaving a 6 INCH step from now where.
When buying in shops, loiter, if somebody is buying what your buying, see if you can see how much they pay, your price is higher.
The ENTIRE place is ONE MASSIVE SMELL of STALE gasoline.
People pay for fuel first then fill up their cars. Can you price check please?
As for money, you can't get it anywhere in the world, except when your there, your not sussposed to take it out the country, unless your
1) VIP member of DK
2) On the way out the country, you just don't have enough to buy ANYTHING at the airport, or enough to swap it for
ANY other currancy, Euro, doallar anything you can getW
When you get people singing at you, or trying to sell you stuff in the street, don't bother, beleive a moderator can tell you off.
Tour buss, hop on, hop off all day ticket, ALWAYS get off at the Hotel before or after yours, that way when the bird says
"Your stop", you don't say, "Yes it is", the bitch makes you bin your tickets, other wise you get caught out - only the once of course.
NO LAUGHING, serisuly 'reccomend' you go to your local tanning salon for some sun tan
BEFORE you go, this will stop some bloke in the street walking up to you and say
"Hi i'm Hank from Emerica, i'm on Vacation too"
Have a 'second' wallet with you, full of these tesco clubcard, nector points, some Inglish notes and a couple of Cuban notes, that way if some bloke robs you, you have something to give them.
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Go to tesco and download some 'anti bacteria soap' ALWAYS wash your hands as the sods shake your hands and thats where you get your germs from
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Go to Poundland.com and buy some headphones and/or radios for the headphones, as you can find yourself buying headphones on the plane to Cuba
Keep the head phones on the plane on the journey there.
Cigars, thers fake ones and real one, ALWAYS ALWAYS check the prices on ebay
THIS IS THE HEART WRENCHING BIT:-
THERE ARE NOT MUCH INTERNET THERE, SO YOUR BASICALLY CUT OFF FROM DK, IF YOU GET INTERNET ACCESS, THEN TREASURE IT.
What i did was sent a PM to all the moderators, requesting any 'dodgy' activity on DK account then ask for Admin to change my password to a predertimend one, that way if hotel has a key logger, at least on next internet elsewhere you can still access DK, of course, didn't get a reply, so no idea if they got it"
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You sure that was Cuba! .........Sounds very much like Blackpool to me
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Last edited by Meat-Head; 5 October, 2013, 23:42. Reason: Computer froze for 10 mins spelling mixtake *HATE* editing posts
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You might want to book a flight and holiday in Japan.
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Heard about that cant see me having that good fortune, a falling coconut on bonce will probably be as good as it getsComment
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