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  • Lainie
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    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #1

    edinburgh zoo

    dont go - its crap!!!
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  • RedSpider
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    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #2
    ALRIGHT! - I WEREN'T GONNA!!!
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    • super jumbe
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      • Dec 2008
      • 11610

      #3
      Originally posted by Lainie
      dont go - its crap!!!


      I know I have been in a zoo once and the only animals were donkey, dear, ostrich, chicken, rabbit, ask him I want to see Elephant, Giraffes, Lion and he said you do not find them hear you need to go to jungle.

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      • RedSpider
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        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #4
        Originally posted by super jumbe
        I know I have been in a zoo once and the only animals were donkey, dear, ostrich, chicken, rabbit, ask him I want to see Elephant, Giraffes, Lion and he said you do not find them hear you need to go to jungle.

        You do not mind me asking (Y)
        yeah, you went to a farm
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        • rds60h
          DK Veteran
          • Nov 2008
          • 622

          #5
          I went to my local zoo and they only had 1 animal and that was a dog.
          It was a shit zoo !

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          • nara
            DK Veteran
            • May 2008
            • 2586

            #6
            Originally posted by Lainie
            dont go - its crap!!!
            It is indeed. Mind you, it's a helluva lot better than the old Glasgow(Calderpark) Zoo ever was.

            That was a dump and a half.
            He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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            • johnboy1974
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 3418

              #7
              Went there last year and the whole family had a good day out. There's loads to see and we spent about 5 hours in the place. Its ok.


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              • Kalipo
                DK Veteran
                • Mar 2008
                • 1687

                #8
                Originally posted by Lainie
                dont go - its crap!!!
                I must honestly admit that this is the most thought out and well written review i've ever read!!

                Do you have plans on reviewing HTC One and the Iphone 5s??
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                • Lainie
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                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3062

                  #9
                  its too expensive for tickets, shop is a rip-off, toilets are disgusting, penquin enclosure is covered in droppings, the supposed safari bus is a tackity old trailer that can take 28 people an hour!! we queued 4 different times for it and never got on!! no proper disabled facilities, lack of benches or seats to sit on the list is endless.

                  i got my tickets from hassra as well so i got them discounted and even that was too dear!! im far from being a skinflint but stepdaughter wanted a panda in the shop and of course cant say no. the decent ones were over ?20. even a bloody keyring was ?6 or ?7.

                  pandas were lovely apart from the fact the female sat with her back to everyone and the male was under a ton of bamboo scoffing his face .
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                  • GastonJ
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                    • Dec 2009
                    • 5505

                    #10
                    pandas were lovely apart from the fact the female sat with her back to everyone and the male was under a ton of bamboo scoffing his face
                    She was peed off 'cos he'd been watching the Man Utd match and he was comfort eating
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                    • ifred
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1627

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GastonJ
                      She was peed off 'cos he'd been watching the Man Utd match and he was comfort eating
                      Panda's are Chinese they no "see chou"- No5 on the menu with rice.
                      Next time you got mate poke the male with a stick and wavy the little panda on a keyring at the female ....your sure to get a reaction
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                      • jcgrumbles
                        DK Veteran
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 944

                        #12
                        I think ?20 for a pandas quite reasonable,the only downside I can think of is the price of their upkeep,and they probably shite like buggery as well...

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                        • GastonJ
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                          • Dec 2009
                          • 5505

                          #13
                          Oh I dunno I think a diet of bamboo shoots must add some roughage in there. Although I have seen some wandering around with Kit Kat's in the past...
                          Last edited by GastonJ; 30 September, 2013, 21:52. Reason: I typo a lot :)
                          My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                          Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                          No good deed goes unpunished....

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                          • jcgrumbles
                            DK Veteran
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 944

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GastonJ
                            Oh I dunno I think a diet of bamboo shoots must add some roughage in there. Although I have seen some wandering around with Kit Kat's in the past...
                            Come to think of it gastonj,the pandas not the only thing thing that's black and white and full of ###t just lately ,the toon have just went down badly to everton....im in for some stick the morra...

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                            • GastonJ
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                              • Dec 2009
                              • 5505

                              #15
                              aye and what about losing to 'Ull?????? sorry I know the T00n army will be after me now good team when they get their act together are the t00n, they just haven't done that for a while now.
                              My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
                              Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
                              No good deed goes unpunished....

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