Sweaty Betty.

[Mr Pumpy]

Christ it was hot in bed last night, woke up at 2.30 p1ss wet through with sweat, I was like a race horse thats just done the grand national.
Not tonight though, i'm gonna rummage in the loft in a bit cos I know there's a couple of fans up there.





That is all.

[andy4]

sweaty betty hmmmm that used to be the name of 1 of our curry house's in wigan (on sunday it was perspiring elizabeth's)
what a lazy fat tw@ she was & did nowt

[forntida]

Christ it was hot in bed last night, woke up at 2.30 p1ss wet through with sweat, I was like a race horse thats just done the grand national.
Not tonight though, i'm gonna rummage in the loft in a bit cos I know there's a couple of fans up there.





That is all.

It could be worse. You could be waking up during the night sweating with piss.

[andy4]

It could be worse. You could be waking up during the night sweating with piss.

done that once or twice before

[Lainie]

i slept on top of the bed last night with me wee no well blanket . window open and fan on -get a remote control one pumps

i got one from b&q ?30 but had 15% off. silver, 16" pedestal remote control fan. its fab. cannae whack a wee blow in the middle of the night!!!

[andy4]

cannae whack a wee blow in the middle of the night!!!

i don't no lainie can you

[Mr Pumpy]

Sorted. Thats 1 fan set up and ready to blow.
A good nights sleep coming up.

[chroma]

I dont know WTF this picture is about, seems somewhat fan related though.

I open the windows i get eaten alive by midges.
And fans make too much nise for me to sleep through, im currently working on a cold blanket.

Electric blankets have an electrical heating element running through them, so a cold blanket will have some kind of fluid tube running through it with a pump and radiator assembly.

Water seems a poor choice conductivity wise so i need to figure out something better, maybe alcohol with its lower density might work better, but it would be a fire hazard for smoking in bed.

Once i get the kinks ot of that then i'll move straight onto making cold pillows

[opsmonkey]

It could be worse. You could be waking up during the night sweating with piss.

opsmonkey once shared a bottle of Coccinelle and then sank 10 flaming sambuca's.. once the fresh air sniper had double tapped me in the head on the walk home i somehow managed to climb into the top bunk of the transit bed.. i awoke a few hours later with a sense of a very very wet bed..

Never again has sambuca or Coccinelle passed my lips..

RAF Akrotiri.. a great detachment

PS i was 4 hours late for work the next morning.. they couldnt wake me

[Lainie]

mon pumps the suspense is killing me - did your blow during the night work lmao!! it worked for me and i kept it on the whole night

[Mr Pumpy]

mon pumps the suspense is killing me - did your blow during the night work lmao!! it worked for me and i kept it on the whole night

Kept it on low till 3 am, thats when I woke up freezin me tits off and Mrs Pumpy wrapped up in the duvet.
It seems to have cooled down today, so it might be back in the loft shortly.

[Mr Pumpy]

I dont know WTF this picture is about, seems somewhat fan related though.

I open the windows i get eaten alive by midges.
And fans make too much nise for me to sleep through, im currently working on a cold blanket.

Electric blankets have an electrical heating element running through them, so a cold blanket will have some kind of fluid tube running through it with a pump and radiator assembly.

Water seems a poor choice conductivity wise so i need to figure out something better, maybe alcohol with its lower density might work better, but it would be a fire hazard for smoking in bed.

Once i get the kinks ot of that then i'll move straight onto making cold pillows

What you need to be inventing is cold underpants. I tell thee yesterday and today my ball sack has been stickin to my leg at work, and me bum crack has been that sweaty, well......too sweaty for words.
So what we need is some kind of climate controlled undercrackers.

[gmb45]

What you need to be inventing is cold underpants. I tell thee yesterday and today my ball sack has been stickin to my leg at work, and me bum crack has been that sweaty, well......too sweaty for words.
So what we need is some kind of climate controlled undercrackers.

to many words already m8

[Lainie]

What you need to be inventing is cold underpants. I tell thee yesterday and today my ball sack has been stickin to my leg at work, and me bum crack has been that sweaty, well......too sweaty for words.
So what we need is some kind of climate controlled undercrackers.

omfg far tooooooooooooooooo much information

[Mr Pumpy]

Oh right...and I suppose you 2 never all sweaty then???

When I got home yesterday from work, and remember I cycled 20 miles to get home, you could have wrung me kecks out they were that sweaty, infact i had to peel em off me scrotum.