burds fae mauchline

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  • maxi1968
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 417
    #1

    burds fae mauchline

    ave jist been tea mauchline and the burds are mental .
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    • krazylegz
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      • Mar 2008
      • 2834
      #2
      eh ?????????????
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        • mm009b
          Top Poster +
          • Sep 2008
          • 221
          #3
          a lot of people wont know where mauchline is mate i think you will get a few replies here its ok i know where it is

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            • opsmonkey
              V.I.P. Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 5379
              #4
              Mauchline..

              Scottish town SSE of Kilmarnock by 8 miles..

              Obvioulsy the women there are rough or a bit loose in either the knicker or head department..

              Originally posted by maxi1968
              ave jist been tea mauchline and the burds are mental .
              is Jockanese for..

              "I have just been to Mauchline old chap.. i must say the ladies are a bit on the wild side"
              Last edited by opsmonkey; 24 June, 2009, 01:54.

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                • forntida
                  DK Veteran
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 1281
                  #5
                  Originally posted by opsmonkey
                  Mauchline..

                  Scottish town SSE of Kilmarnock by 8 miles..

                  Obvioulsy the women there are rough or a bit loose in either the knicker or head department..



                  is Jockanese for..

                  "I have just been to Mauchline old chap.. i must say the ladies are a bit on the wild side"


                  A small village in Ayrshire famous for its association with the poet Robert Burns and Mauchline Ware mentioned a lot on antique shows. Made more famous by a 'young man' visiting the village in search of romance. The said young man not previous checking the area. The fact that the village has a Hostelry called Poosie Nancies should have served as a warning.

                  Welcome to Mauchline
                  I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                    • Lainie
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 3062
                      #6
                      at maxi - i understood every word of that
                      sigpic

                      Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                        • forntida
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 1281
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Lainie
                          at maxi - i understood every word of that
                          He should encounter the 'wee hairies' from Kilmaurs it'll make him think Mauchline is the garden of Eden.
                          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                            • Mr Pumpy
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 1467
                              #8
                              Are the English allowed in this thread????
                              Or is it Scots only???
                              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                • Lainie
                                  V.I.P. Member
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 3062
                                  #9
                                  scots only so burger aff

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                                  Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                                    • Mr Pumpy
                                      DK Veteran
                                      • Jan 2009
                                      • 1467
                                      #10
                                      I'll get me coat then.
                                      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                        • forntida
                                          DK Veteran
                                          • Feb 2009
                                          • 1281
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Lainie
                                          scots only so burger aff

                                          No Lainie you are wrong here. We need Pumpy in the thread so that internet users know that there are bampots on both sides of the border.
                                          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                                            • Mr Pumpy
                                              DK Veteran
                                              • Jan 2009
                                              • 1467
                                              #12
                                              Sorry, I refuse to contribute.
                                              I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                                                • forntida
                                                  DK Veteran
                                                  • Feb 2009
                                                  • 1281
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                                                  Sorry, I refuse to contribute.
                                                  refuse? that's just rubbish.


                                                  Hey! you've taken my coat.
                                                  I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                                                    • bluefin
                                                      Top Poster
                                                      • Nov 2008
                                                      • 171
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by maxi1968
                                                      ave jist been tea mauchline and the burds are mental .
                                                      did ya meet big SHENGA fae Eckle~~~~en tae ? thats er maw
                                                      FOLLOW FOLLOW

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                                                        • chroma
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                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                          • 1976
                                                          #15
                                                          Eckle~~~~en?

                                                          You know what the difference between a woman fae Eckle~~~~en and a wallrus is?

                                                          wans goat a moustache and stinks of fish, the other yins a walrus.
                                                          He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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