Squirrel.

[Mr Pumpy]

Coming home from work earlier on me push bike I ran over a squirrel.

That is all.

[forntida]

It was after the nut on the bike.

[zaphodbb]

It was after the nut on the bike.

classic

[Mr Pumpy]

Don't laugh, the little fekker nearly had me off, it took all my years of experience and bike handling skills to keep from ending up in the hedge bottom.

[Lainie]

is the squirrel ok pumps??

[redbaron]

is the squirrel ok pumps??

Just suspect it will be a bit TYRED lainie

[forntida]

Two squirrels talking, one said to the other ' Don't worry about it, these things come in cycles'

[forntida]

is the squirrel ok pumps??

don't let him kid you Lainie. I know different;

[Mr Pumpy]

don't let him kid you Lainie. I know different;

Bloody hell,his front forks have snapped.

No, This squirrel went straight under me wheel, turned round and went to have a look and it wasnt moving, so presumed it was dead, not unless it was a very good actor.
Thats the first time ive hit a squirrel on me bike, another animal to tick off my list of road kill.

[chroma]

Bloody hell,his front forks have snapped.

No, This squirrel went straight under me wheel, turned round and went to have a look and it wasnt moving, so presumed it was dead, not unless it was a very good actor.
Thats the first time ive hit a squirrel on me bike, another animal to tick off my list of road kill.

You shoulda took it home and used the tail to make a davey crocket hat.
Not many people can pull off the look but then again Pumpy isnt many people.

Imagine the scene, mankini and davey crocket hat, the perfect attire for waiting outside the school gates.

[thered]

Imagine the scene, mankini and davey crocket hat, the perfect attire for waiting outside the school gates.

already been done m8 i use this get up often to snatch kids after school

[Lainie]

ombg a murderer on the forum - pumps how could you

[Mr Pumpy]

You shoulda took it home and used the tail to make a davey crocket hat.
Not many people can pull off the look but then again Pumpy isnt many people.

Imagine the scene, mankini and davey crocket hat, the perfect attire for waiting outside the school gates.

Ive got a nice snowman tie aswell to got with that ensemble.

[Mr Pumpy]

ombg a murderer on the forum - pumps how could you

It wasn't premeditated m'lord, if it had listened to David Prowse in his green romper suit it might have been alive today.

[forntida]

You shoulda took it home and used the tail to make a davey crocket hat.
Not many people can pull off the look but then again Pumpy isnt many people.

Imagine the scene, mankini and davey crocket hat, the perfect attire for waiting outside the school gates.

Did you have to? There goes another nights sleep.