Binmen refused to collect bin three inches out of position

[maca]

now look here m8ty can you put a lid on all the trash you post

[Bulld0g]

now look here m8ty can you put a lid on all the trash you post

Ahhhh ~~~~ maca , no more m8. These are starin to stink now

[Mr Pumpy]

Here's my slightly amusing (with an s this time) story.


Years ago I was doing the front garden up, it was taking me weeks on end and I was generating loads of rubbish. I didn't want to load the car up with crap for the dumpit site so every week I was puttin it in the wheelie bin, ofcoarse every week the bin weighed an absolute tonne. When Monday's came I couldn't believe that they were emptying the unfeasably heavy bins, but they did, and every week I kept mentioning it to Mrs Pumpy.
Anyway one Monday I came home from work, went to the front to bring the bin in and taped to the lid was a letter from the binmen saying that if I overfilled my bin again they were gonna stuff me in it the next time they saw me.
I went fekkin mad and told Mrs Pumpy that I was going to confront the letter writer and make him eat the said letter.
Next Monday came around and there I was waiting for the binmen all ready for a scrap in the street. Anyways, they came in their lorry and I had a right old ding dong with em, telling em to try and stuff me in the fekkin bin now. They really thought I was a complete madman and denied all knowledge of the letter, while calming down i happened to look at our front window to see Mrs Pumpy absolutely pissing herself at me making a reet nob of myself.

Yeah, you guessed it, it was Mrs Pumpy that had written the letter.

[Mjolinor]

Here's my slightly amusing (with an s this time) story.


Years ago I was doing the front garden up, it was taking me weeks on end and I was generating loads of rubbish. I didn't want to load the car up with crap for the dumpit site so every week I was puttin it in the wheelie bin, ofcoarse every week the bin weighed an absolute tonne. When Monday's came I couldn't believe that they were emptying the unfeasably heavy bins, but they did, and every week I kept mentioning it to Mrs Pumpy.
Anyway one Monday I came home from work, went to the front to bring the bin in and taped to the lid was a letter from the binmen saying that if I overfilled my bin again they were gonna stuff me in it the next time they saw me.
I went fekkin mad and told Mrs Pumpy that I was going to confront the letter writer and make him eat the said letter.
Next Monday came around and there I was waiting for the binmen all ready for a scrap in the street. Anyways, they came in their lorry and I had a right old ding dong with em, telling em to try and stuff me in the fekkin bin now. They really thought I was a complete madman and denied all knowledge of the letter, while calming down i happened to look at our front window to see Mrs Pumpy absolutely pissing herself at me making a reet nob of myself.

Yeah, you guessed it, it was Mrs Pumpy that had written the letter.

I want to meet this lady of unspeakable talent.

[Mr Pumpy]

Aye, she's one in a million..... bitch.

[Lainie]

brill pumps

[Mr Pumpy]

I did apologize to the binmen.

[gmb45]

I want to meet this lady of unspeakable talent.

ditto that m8, bet she thought im going to get that batsteward back for all the shite he gives me, weldone mrs pumpy

[Mr Pumpy]

I reminded her of the bin incident last night, she was doubled up laughing.