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  • Canker_Canison
    V.I.P. Member
    • May 2010
    • 3904

    #16
    I'd like to bitch slap all the people responsible for decisions made on tarmac & surfacing the roads.

    Whatever happened to tarmac that has a high stone content? The stuff that actually allowed a road to drain & give better grip.

    And when did engineers forget what the romans told us about building roads? You build a road with a slight curve to the gutter so water can run off & drain away. You don't make them completely flat with dips so you get lakes of water just waiting for someone to aquaplane on & cause a pile up. But if by some miracle they don't aquaplane, you get so much spray off vehicles that you can't see where you're going.

    Then there's the lack of grip when we get just a little frost. And they wonder why we can't cope with snow!!

    Near me there's a section of major road that was build over 30 years ago from concrete. It has never been repaired in all this time, yet offers loads of grip & gives off next to no spray even when it's lashing it down. It's only drawback is the surface noise. But it's still the safest section on that road.
    Last edited by Canker_Canison; 21 January, 2014, 12:33.
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    • Snowy79
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2011
      • 1347

      #17
      Left wing tree huggers that protest about Britain getting involved in wars to get oil. Then moan that benefits are getting cut. They're too thick to realise it's the same oil that allows us to pay a vast proportion of their benefits.

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      • nara
        DK Veteran
        • May 2008
        • 2586

        #18
        Originally posted by ajax2061
        ?.. if only it was legal to shoot cyclists.
        Now you're talking!
        He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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        • nara
          DK Veteran
          • May 2008
          • 2586

          #19
          Originally posted by jordigirl
          life's to short to moan
          People who confuse 'too' and 'to'.
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #20
            Originally posted by ajax2061
            Cyclists who ride on the path, they are breaking the law and should be on the bloody road and most of them wont give way and wont have bloody lights on their bikes, if only it was legal to shoot cyclists......
            Whoa what about the taste (iShit auto correct) in car drivers that cut up cyclists, like joe colchester (iShit) with shut TA face no respect

            sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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            • RedSpider
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 2448

              #21
              Greggs and people who go to Greggs. Greggs are everywhere. They're like parasites. Scumbags go to Greggs. Scumbags and parasites go together well. F**k Greggs!
              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



              Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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              • M T Glass
                DK Veteran
                • Jul 2013
                • 733

                #22
                Originally posted by Meat-Head
                As i give up looking fir the thread by devilfish something about what INFERIOR forums do you use, i'll use this one. ( allergic to starting new threads.)

                it seems thers several INFERIOR forums very simular to dk garage section which are ideal for LEECHING from.

                downside is there leeching dk members, adam28 litace anyone?

                but thus is the gripe bit, no c@@t bothers to tell me, there sooooo perfect to leech during the day when have no dk access
                And another gripe is reading a post four times and still convinced I drank something more powerful than alcohol.
                Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (member number 14300)

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #23
                  M t glass mate, go steal an iShit (not worth money) and use it to translate

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • M T Glass
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jul 2013
                    • 733

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Meat-Head
                    M t glass mate, go steal an iShit (not worth money) and use it to translate
                    I hate technology. The humble light switch is as far as I go. Press down = Room fills with light, Press up = Aaaargh! I'm blind.
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                    • M T Glass
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jul 2013
                      • 733

                      #25
                      And, another thing.......I hate Barbers/Hairdressers who think your well cultivated sideburns don't suit you and decide to shorten them without consultation.
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                      • mtv1
                        The Stig PT
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 4413

                        #26
                        Originally posted by M T Glass
                        I hate technology. The humble light switch is as far as I go. Press down = Room fills with light, Press up = Aaaargh! I'm blind.
                        Originally posted by M T Glass
                        And, another thing.......I hate Barbers/Hairdressers who think your well cultivated sideburns don't suit you and decide to shorten them without consultation.
                        very true do


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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #27
                          Sort on on topic i go to the Litiuation in Poland Street, no speaks a word of Inglinsh, so dont ask what you do fir a living, great, looks like a typical pompus haurdresser



                          ON TIOIC:-


                          iShit hare it, iShit 3 cant spell, iShit 4 can spell but cuts hands


                          ON TOPIC:-

                          on the hot bird from the parts place fakebuk page her avatair photo, it just doesnt make her look as HOT in real life

                          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                          • hoggy952
                            DK Veteran
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1229

                            #28
                            I went to my local petrol station to put in ten quids worth of petrol and I was really careful not to go over, you've guessed it went to ten pounds and 1 penny thats so annoying. I am sure those pumps are fixed.

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                            • M T Glass
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 733

                              #29
                              Originally posted by hoggy952
                              I went to my local petrol station to put in ten quids worth of petrol and I was really careful not to go over, you've guessed it went to ten pounds and 1 penny thats so annoying. I am sure those pumps are fixed.
                              Rumour circulating that supermarket pumps are rigged to go 1p/c/peseta/lira/dm etc. over required amount. That can add up to a tidy sum at a busy spot.
                              Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (member number 14300)

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                              • maca
                                Mr. DK DJ
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 6310

                                #30
                                People who moan about driving. people who moan about other peoples driving. people who moan about sideburns. people who moan about cyclists. FFS STOP MOANING BE GLAD YOUR ALIVE.................................

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