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  • gmb45

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    men doomed as lab grows sperm

    SCIENTISTS have grown human sperm in a lab - making men redundant.

    The breakthrough using stem cells has massive implications for people facing infertility and single women who want to start a family.

    It could also be used to bypass strict laws letting kids conceived through donor sperm trace their biological dads.

    Stem cells can mimic any cells in the body, replacing damaged tissue and bone. Placed next to other cells, they grow to a perfect match.

    The research was led by Prof Karim Nayernia at Newcastle University and the North-East England Stem Cell Institute.

    They cultured stem cells in dishes and exposed them to sperm cells and chemicals that encouraged them to develop into sperm.

    The study was controversial because it used stem cells from days-old human embryos that were then discarded.

    Prof Nayernia, whose team created a mouse after making mouse sperm, said of the breakthrough: "This could help us develop new ways to help couples suffering infertility so they can have a child genetically their own.

    "It will also let scientists study how cells are affected by toxins.

    "We can understand that some people may have concerns, but this does not mean that humans can be produced in a dish and we have no intention of doing this."

    Medical Research Council expert Prof Robin Lovell Badge said: "Although they find some of the sperm cells have tails and can swim, this is not evidence of normality."

    One in seven couples in the UK suffer fertility problems and a poor sperm count is the cause for a fifth of these.
  • Lainie
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #2
    wonderful news
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    • caveman_nige
      V.I.P. Member
      • Feb 2008
      • 4920

      #3
      Originally posted by Lainie
      wonderful news
      so you want the sperm to be making female babies only then Lainie? When all the world is female, whoes wallet are you gonna tap up for all those extra shoes and nik naks after you have blown all your own money on shoes and nik naks.... And what about the ones that like to shop and drink coffee for a living while their man works, who is gonna take care of them..

      The bar fights will be all hand bagging and hair pulling instead of a decent bit of carpark dancing followed quickly by a return to the beers.

      Driving - time spent a junctions will increase with all the time spent (wasted) by drivers doing their hair in the mirror instead of using it to check where the car behind them is (not what make up the driver behind is using). Time at cash point will increase with all the women only wanting to get a out ?10 at a time and also not having their ATM card out when they get to the front of the cue, instead it is buried at the botton of a tardis of a handbag, the girl behind despite seeing this situation and tutting away will do the very same thing when she gets to the front...

      Billy Jean King and Martina Navratliova will be happy in such a world full of gusset typists.. but it will get boring.. Who will replace Jeremy Clarkson..?

      Blimey, I could have a laugh with this... but I must get back to work... pmsl..

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      • forntida
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 1281

        #4
        Originally posted by Lainie
        wonderful news
        Don't be too hasty Lainie. What would happen if the test tube breaks when you are trying to conceive?
        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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        • berley
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          • Mar 2008
          • 567

          #5
          turkey baster is safer

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          • Chimaera
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            • Jun 2009
            • 242

            #6
            I dont think men have any need to panic just yet ....

            we all know the ladys like the luuuuving

            so there is still hope ;o)
            http://www.simple-software.co.uk/

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            • berley
              V.I.P. Member
              • Mar 2008
              • 567

              #7
              hmmm bunnies n duracells could always take over

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              • Chimaera
                V.I.P. Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 242

                #8
                nothing like the real thing berlz specially with a man that knows his way around
                http://www.simple-software.co.uk/

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                • Lainie
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 3062

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chimaera
                  nothing like the real thing berlz specially with a man that knows his way around
                  you are kidding arent you
                  now lets see

                  no mess
                  no directions to give
                  no "oh god your good" to make him last longer
                  the bed to yourself all night


                  berley and dreamer please add if i have forgotton anything

                  lmao
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                  • forntida
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 1281

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lainie
                    you are kidding arent you
                    now lets see

                    no mess
                    no directions to give
                    no "oh god your good" to make him last longer
                    the bed to yourself all night


                    berley and dreamer please add if i have forgotton anything

                    lmao

                    You forgot me.
                    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                    • gmb45

                      #11
                      Originally posted by berley
                      hmmm bunnies n duracells could always take over
                      oh so u own a rampant rabbit then ber, can i watch ?

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