bad memory

[Lainie]

oh god im getting worse. i was passing a sweetie stall today. had a nosey and ordered 200 gm of vimto bon bons and 200g of teddie jellies. the man had to measure them out and i said "im just nipping over to aulds for a couple of things and i will be back in 5 mins"

thats me just remembering 10 mins ago that i was to go back!! went totally out of my mind. jeeso

[chroma]

see its because of that lack of sale that the guy cant afford to keep his stall running, will go bust, die from starvation.

Which isnt as bad as the sweetie factory going bust from loss of his orders and laying everyone off, these people all die from hunger too.

Which in turn bankrupts the sugar farmers who have no factory to sell their wares to, they also die of starvation and their crops die out causing global warming.

So yeah youve now caused a global economic rescession and caused global warming.
GOOD JOB! i hope your happy with yourself.
Fear not however, you'll forget about all of this momentarily before going out and putting more people out of work

[bluefin]

no wonder most the stalls in the PAISLEY centre are shutn down.........llllllll

[cactikid]

yes bloody disgrace and no bullseyes hmm .

[Lainie]

well well how wrong you all are and just shows how you DO NOT know me. when i realised last night what i had done i phoned a couple of people to see if they were going up to paisley town centre. my sister was so i asked her if she would go to the stall and apologise for me and buy the sweets that i ordered. she did this and got the sweets and i told her to give him ?5 for them instead of the ?3.96 i owed by way of an apology etc.


oh lord guys its hard to be humble. whats it like being so perfect