London Weekend.

[Lainie]

another week or so - jeeso nae wunner she has sex toys!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Pumpy]

She's got that bag and purse, what more does she want.

I darent tell you what we got up to in that pub...

[Lainie]

is it what i got up to in the cinema the other night

[Mr Pumpy]

In the words of Dick Emery...."Ooh you are awful".

[Mr Pumpy]

Got to show yer this bottle of stella. It turned out to be the most expensive bottle ive ever bought..... ?4.30. Daylight robbery.

[Lainie]

you would think charging those prices they would have enough money for a decent carpet?!?

[Mr Pumpy]

you would think charging those prices they would have enough money for a decent carpet?!?

Her Majesty's Theatre......carpets don't seem to be their top priority.

[Mr Pumpy]

Quite cheap for a sex toy Mr P

JoK

Boom Boom tishhhhh.....that was a drum and symbol by the way.

[adrianbelgium]

fun

Hurrah....

Its Mrs Pumpy's 40th tomorrow so were off to london for 3 nights without the kids.

Its gonna be a long weekend of sex, drugs, beer and museums.
Bring it on.

oh sounds fun

[Lainie]

its a bit narrow for a portable ****** - can you fit into that???!!!!???? still it is cheap for a male sex toy

[forntida]

Got to show yer this bottle of stella. It turned out to be the most expensive bottle ive ever bought..... ?4.30. Daylight robbery.

I hope you did not drink from the bottle. If you did could you explain the other glass. Did that belong to the sex toy?

[Mr Pumpy]

I hope you did not drink from the bottle. If you did could you explain the other glass. Did that belong to the sex toy?

The other glasses were a middle aged Scottish gentleman's and his mother, very nice they were too.
Mrs P had another bottle of stella, so that made a total of ?8.60.
The reason yer couldn't see it on the table is simple....she'd already drunk it.

[Lainie]

so pumps back to the male sex toys

[Mr Pumpy]

so pumps back to the male sex toys

[Lainie]

the stella bottle pumps - you never answered me last question.