what do you do when the mum inlaw gets nippy.
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Theres a small peat bog just off the Isle of Jura.
No one ever finds the bodies and the alkaline content breaks down organic matter fairly quickly.
A trip to Jura and some fine local whisky and all your post-homicidal nerves disperse.
Or if murder isnt your bag then you cant beat the psychological damage inflicted by dropping her off just off the road from Crainlaroch called the falls of falloch (Robert the bruces bathtub)
Pull in at around 2am in the wooded glade and tell her to get out, tell her you'll give her a headstart of 5 minuites as you pull your machette from under the drivers seat.
Wait for 4 mins and then drive Back to the Drovers (5 mins along the road) and enjoy a tasty burger called "The Nessie." It will take you roughly 30 minutes to down that badboy. Then drive back and pick her up. Always worked on my daughters boyfriends.
The Ranoch moors are good for target practace with an air rifle too, especialy at twighlight when the light takes on that wierd ambient hue and you can see them running for dear life as you pop off a few rounds. Always abandoned and miles of expanse to use.He who laughs last thinks slowest. -
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wazzat then?Comment
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nippy = naggingsigpic
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yes i watch big brother. i think karly was from dundee so she does have a more northern twang than me. i think a member from a diff forum spoke to me on msn and had a bit of difficulty understanding me
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you think we talk funny and i thing you talk funny.
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thanks for all the advice,it all happened while we were driving back from ayr ,we were just 5 minutes into the drive when she started going on about a fish supper sent us in to the chippy with abank card thats right no money thinking it could be used ,but no we said she insisted that it could so reluctantlly we went in and hey presto no fish supper.so next it was you better not do anything to hurt my daughter or you will be getting it.all this time im sitting in the back seat cowering ,then i got you better not be messing her about ,fortunatlly her attention was drawn to the driving telling her daughter to watch the road oh what an experience trapped in the car with them two arguing all the way home.
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Thanks for not leaving her in Ayr. Too near me.thanks for all the advice,it all happened while we were driving back from ayr ,we were just 5 minutes into the drive when she started going on about a fish supper sent us in to the chippy with abank card thats right no money thinking it could be used ,but no we said she insisted that it could so reluctantlly we went in and hey presto no fish supper.so next it was you better not do anything to hurt my daughter or you will be getting it.all this time im sitting in the back seat cowering ,then i got you better not be messing her about ,fortunatlly her attention was drawn to the driving telling her daughter to watch the road oh what an experience trapped in the car with them two arguing all the way home.
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this may sound crazy but having had a few mil's i always found the best plan was to hit on them a bit make it look like ya wanna nail them, this makes them embarrassed, but also makes them feel good that you fancy them. if it works they cut you a bit of slack, if it dont well your outta there, its win win, plus the bonus if shes not a total minger you might just get laid sorted
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yes that sounds like a good plan may give it some consideration.going to drown ma sorrows at poosie nancies tommorrow night then give some nipping of my own.
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by her some flowers that woks for meComment
shut her up
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