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  • fat don
    Newbie
    • May 2010
    • 10

    #1

    im a cock !

    have just reset my password for the umpteenth time.....i just cant seem to remember my " memorable" details.....
    i think im in first stages of alzheimers......





    have just reset my password for the umpteenth time.....i just cant seem to remember my " memorable" details.....
    i think im in first stages of alzheimers......
  • cactikid
    V.I.P. Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 12017

    #2
    can your pc/laptop remember passwords if your the only one using it,handy to have links and passwords saved.?

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    • fat don
      Newbie
      • May 2010
      • 10

      #3
      ye catkid, that was the only way i got back on, but tried to log in on my ipad other day, and realised the computer was the only thing with the password !....a repeat of when my previous pc crashed and had to reset at christmas ...
      i recall your name from the old satking days ?...nice to post cheers.

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #4
        Just use things around the home as your password or like Shady said your car reg number, phone number , phone number of the parts dept with the hot bird, then stash it under your thanks button.

        One of my passwords fir a love you long time site is "Belkin wireless router" dudnt want to use my FAVORUTE password, my Meat-City bank password is the one fir my MVP!

        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • cactikid
          V.I.P. Member
          • Sep 2008
          • 12017

          #5
          also have a book to write passwords down if pc crashes you have a back up.was on satkings many years ago as greasyhands ,been on satkings lately as they are back again.

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          • super jumbe
            V.I.P. Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 11610

            #6
            Originally posted by fat don
            i just cant seem to remember my " memorable" details.....:
            Just remember names on DK members, starting from super jumbe, mead head you can not get lost.
            Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

            Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

            Note:
            All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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            • ifred
              DK Veteran
              • Jun 2010
              • 1627

              #7
              Originally posted by super jumbe
              Just remember names on DK members, starting from super jumbe, mead head you can not get lost.
              I use one of meaties rambling posts as my password, memorable data I reckon its totally uncrackable code!
              Try using lastpass or kneepass for your sites logon ect....it save the brain from alzzimers if there nothing stored in it you can't forget it
              1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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              • jaws2
                DK Veteran
                • Oct 2012
                • 345

                #8
                Got ter right mine down, would never remember them otherwise

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                • Kalipo
                  DK Veteran
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 1687

                  #9
                  I find it a good idea to write passwords on my penis.. Ideal for short passwords but when its one of those sites that is 13 or less it can get a bit tricky..
                  ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                  Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kalipo
                    I find it a good idea to write passwords on my penis.
                    I tried that, when thinking of the hot bird "welcome to barbarous, have a nice day" works, but if not then "wctbdy" doesn't work .. No dk access

                    sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                    • Kalipo
                      DK Veteran
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 1687

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Meat-Head
                      I tried that, when thinking of the hot bird "welcome to barbarous, have a nice day" works, but if not then "wctbdy" doesn't work .. No dk access
                      Its even harder on the ishit! its not posible to unlock the ishit with your penis!
                      ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                      Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                      • ifred
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 1627

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Meat-Head
                        I tried that, when thinking of the hot bird "welcome to barbarous, have a nice day" works, but if not then "wctbdy" doesn't work .. No dk access

                        and don't forget your coconuts
                        1st UN-Official Meat-Head Fan Club Member (banned )

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                        • cactikid
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 12017

                          #13
                          tracy barlow locks up everything

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                          • jaws2
                            DK Veteran
                            • Oct 2012
                            • 345

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kalipo
                            I find it a good idea to write passwords on my penis.. Ideal for short passwords but when its one of those sites that is 13 or less it can get a bit tricky..
                            Brilliant idea, I am thinking of doing it myself, but I don't want that Blackhole Exploit virus to wash things off...

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                            • betrescudan
                              Banned
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1964

                              #15
                              I find it a good idea to write passwords on my penis..
                              Kalipo

                              DK Veteran

                              VERRY NICE...AND IF THERE IS SOMMEONE WHO WANT THESE PASSWORD, MUST TO SAY...OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND TAKE IT SLOWLY...



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