This is how to talk bull.....................

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  • darrenhyland
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2010
    • 1124

    #1

    This is how to talk bull.....................

    This is how you bullsht!!
    Political Spin - The way
    it's done in Australia ..... No matter what side of the political fence
    you're on, THIS is very telling. It just all depends on how you look at
    the same things.

    Judy Rudd, an amateur genealogy researcher in south
    east Queensland, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.
    She discovered that ex-Prime Minister Kevin Rudd?s great-great uncle,
    Remus Rudd, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in
    Melbourne in 1889. Both Judy and Kevin Rudd share this common
    ancestor.

    The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on
    the gallows at the Melbourne Jail.





    On the back of the picture
    Judy obtained during her research is this inscription:

    'Remus Rudd
    horse thief, sent to Melbourne Jail 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the
    Melbourne-Geelong train six times. Caught by Victoria Police Force,
    convicted and hanged in 1889.'



    So Judy e-mailed ex-Prime Minister
    Rudd for information about their joint great-great uncle, Remus Rudd.






    Believe it or not, Kevin Rudd's staff sent back the following
    biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

    "Remus Rudd was
    famous in Victoria during the mid to late 1800s. His business empire
    grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate
    dealings with the Melbourne-Geelong Railroad.

    Beginning in 1883, he
    devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking
    leave to resume his dealings with the railroad.

    In 1887, he was a key
    player in a vital investigation run by the Victoria Police Force. In
    1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his
    honour, when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."


    Now
    that?s how it's done. That's REAL political spin.


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  • GastonJ
    V.I.P. Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 5505

    #2
    nice one
    My master plan is to live forever..... going to plan so far
    Despite the cost of living, it's still very popular.
    No good deed goes unpunished....

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    • M T Glass
      DK Veteran
      • Jul 2013
      • 733

      #3
      when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

      That's just brilliant Darren.
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      • RedSpider
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 2448

        #4
        Curious.... None of the men in that picture appear to have an Australian accent.
        Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



        Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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        • gopher7
          DK Veteran
          • Apr 2011
          • 2818

          #5
          Originally posted by RedSpider
          Curious.... None of the men in that picture appear to have an Australian accent.
          They're all actors and spoke French.

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          • aftermath
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 4345

            #6
            Just go in the chatbox some bull sh1t in there init , a right load of pish in there.

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            • elplicko
              DK Duf PT
              • Jul 2009
              • 321

              #7

              half of it from you ptamdufferinit
              sigpicD.T.A. the safest way



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