WHO would live in a house like this?
Filthy Scott was forced to turn to telly grime-fighters Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie to tackle his shocking house of horrors.
Channel 4's How Clean Is Your House? duo were left stunned by the state of his Glasgow home.
Telly bosses had to call in professional fumigators to toy shop worker Scott's dirty flat to scrub:
A kitchen crawling with BEETLES and life-threatening bacteria,
A bed contaminated with the candida fungus that causes THRUSH,
And a toilet caked in grime including a loo seat coated with a thick layer of talcum powder.
SLIDESHOW OF DIRTY HOUSE
Bachelor Scott moved into the Glasgow flat ten years ago - but has allowed it to turn into a midden.
Unashamed Scott boasts: "The bugs seem to like congregating in my kitchen. I'd imagine it's the equivalent of fine dining for bugs.
"My kitchen is fairly hideous. I think I took the expression self-cleaning oven just far too far.
"My cleaning rota is a very, very short one that basically consists of clear stuff out of the way unless you fall over it.
"The last time I hoovered under my bed would have been probably four or five years ago."
The clutter has become even worse since toy car geek Scott decided to start building a massive Scalextric track in his FRONT ROOM.
Piles of garbage were strewn all over his lounge.
Scott grins: "The lounge, when you can find it under the sawdust and stuff, is a nice-sized room."
Unsurprisingly, the 44-year-old is single - and hasn't had a girlfriend for over two years. The state of his hovel - especially the bathroom - had his last date fleeing to escape.
Sad Scott admitted: "There was a woman two years ago who came back to the flat. She went to powder her nose.
"She came out looking pretty white and she ran past me... and kept running.
"My flat is a tip. We have a nice Glasgow phrase where we'd say 'it's manky'."
Even his pooch Stella is fed up.
Scott added: "I think if Stella was able to vocalise the way her life has changed, I don't think she'd be too pleased."
It was Scott's horrified sister Amy who called in the telly show cleaning team because she hated visiting him there.
She said: "When I'm in Scott's flat, I hate to say it but I feel dirty. I feel like there are things floating about his atmosphere that shouldn't be there.
"He lives like a swamp donkey."
Filth-fighters Kim and Aggie looked visibly stunned as they took on their biggest challenge ever.
Scot Aggie, screamed: "I think we need to go and fumigate ourselves having just been here."
Lab results confirmed that Scott was living in a death trap. His kitchen work-top was covered in rotting food and infested with larder beetles, whose females lay an astonishing 800 eggs every 12 days.
Angry Aggie, 54, hit out: "The bed is a big problem.
"Candida is thrush and that's what is galloping around Scott's bed. The kitchen counter has got huge levels of focal cholera forms.
"If you get infected with these you can end up with bacterial gastroenteritis and serious infections that could kill you."
Now Scott's smelly pit has been transformed after Kim and Aggie scrubbed it clean, but has he finally seen the error of his grotty ways?
He said: "I had no idea the ramifications of my poor lifestyle.
"It's going to be a huge, huge kick-start."
He is even hoping his telly makeover will boost his love life.
He grinned: "I can bring girls in here now for sexy meals."
Filthy Scott was forced to turn to telly grime-fighters Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie to tackle his shocking house of horrors.
Channel 4's How Clean Is Your House? duo were left stunned by the state of his Glasgow home.
Telly bosses had to call in professional fumigators to toy shop worker Scott's dirty flat to scrub:
A kitchen crawling with BEETLES and life-threatening bacteria,
A bed contaminated with the candida fungus that causes THRUSH,
And a toilet caked in grime including a loo seat coated with a thick layer of talcum powder.
SLIDESHOW OF DIRTY HOUSE
Bachelor Scott moved into the Glasgow flat ten years ago - but has allowed it to turn into a midden.
Unashamed Scott boasts: "The bugs seem to like congregating in my kitchen. I'd imagine it's the equivalent of fine dining for bugs.
"My kitchen is fairly hideous. I think I took the expression self-cleaning oven just far too far.
"My cleaning rota is a very, very short one that basically consists of clear stuff out of the way unless you fall over it.
"The last time I hoovered under my bed would have been probably four or five years ago."
The clutter has become even worse since toy car geek Scott decided to start building a massive Scalextric track in his FRONT ROOM.
Piles of garbage were strewn all over his lounge.
Scott grins: "The lounge, when you can find it under the sawdust and stuff, is a nice-sized room."
Unsurprisingly, the 44-year-old is single - and hasn't had a girlfriend for over two years. The state of his hovel - especially the bathroom - had his last date fleeing to escape.
Sad Scott admitted: "There was a woman two years ago who came back to the flat. She went to powder her nose.
"She came out looking pretty white and she ran past me... and kept running.
"My flat is a tip. We have a nice Glasgow phrase where we'd say 'it's manky'."
Even his pooch Stella is fed up.
Scott added: "I think if Stella was able to vocalise the way her life has changed, I don't think she'd be too pleased."
It was Scott's horrified sister Amy who called in the telly show cleaning team because she hated visiting him there.
She said: "When I'm in Scott's flat, I hate to say it but I feel dirty. I feel like there are things floating about his atmosphere that shouldn't be there.
"He lives like a swamp donkey."
Filth-fighters Kim and Aggie looked visibly stunned as they took on their biggest challenge ever.
Scot Aggie, screamed: "I think we need to go and fumigate ourselves having just been here."
Lab results confirmed that Scott was living in a death trap. His kitchen work-top was covered in rotting food and infested with larder beetles, whose females lay an astonishing 800 eggs every 12 days.
Angry Aggie, 54, hit out: "The bed is a big problem.
"Candida is thrush and that's what is galloping around Scott's bed. The kitchen counter has got huge levels of focal cholera forms.
"If you get infected with these you can end up with bacterial gastroenteritis and serious infections that could kill you."
Now Scott's smelly pit has been transformed after Kim and Aggie scrubbed it clean, but has he finally seen the error of his grotty ways?
He said: "I had no idea the ramifications of my poor lifestyle.
"It's going to be a huge, huge kick-start."
He is even hoping his telly makeover will boost his love life.
He grinned: "I can bring girls in here now for sexy meals."
me beef curtains stink im to embarresed to go to the doctors but il show me giblets on national tv. 
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