20,000 POSTS OF DRIVEL BY MEAT-HEAD

[Meat-Head]

Yo dudes Meaty here post number 20,000, well ones that haven't been deleted.

I orginally came here to leech one file, discovered DK is in fact the worlds best website.

AMAZING site just a shame the four times a year you really need help you don't get it, but that must be only one of a few downsides.

Due to the 'donate' page been missing from the site, rumor has it some unknown member of DK Staff knocked it off with the fork truck and binned the evidence there is no way to donate.

Sadly DF address and phone number are hidden from view, even MFI can't donate, but I did discover whilst stalking one day a working off line address for one of the moderators.

So winging it's way Third Class is some money, hopefully it will arrive yesterday.

?5 admin fee for forwarding purposes to DF.

Enclosed photos of said letter been posted then in Postman Pat's bag.

[jaws2]

Sir Meat

[darrenhyland]

Congrats Meaty....................oh and did you get your I sh1te fixed???...........or did admin install that new meaty translator on the site as your 20000th post is inexplicably legible and without fault.

[ifred]

Newsflash.......After 20,000 attempts meaty post a legible post
this man is a legend in his own ishit (failed) *@@@KKKKKKKK

[super jumbe]

Long live meaty, glade to hear good news on dk.

[Meat-Head]

Yes wounder if postman Pratt managed to get the third class delivery sorted. More to the point will it reach final destination !!!!

[ifred]

No idea but here's a postcard for now.

[ifred]

News update
Postman Pat's Missing Things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AexGL-okZdQ

Meaty's donation still missing though

[Meat-Head]

Meaty's donation still missing though

Your telling me I've put ?75 in a piece of red cast iron fir nothin .

[ifred]

Nope monies ended up in the firkin cat charity I reckon

[Meat-Head]

OFF TOPIC:-

TRUE STORY - SLUGHTLY INCIRRECT BUT OTHERWISE TRUE.

Xmas time brat sends Santa a letter.

(some thing like)


Dear Santa


for Xmas I would like ?75 for a new bike as I have to bike 10 miles to skool everyday only got one arm and leg blind in one eye deaf in one ear.

no parents, live with granny.

love jimmy.






the post office had a whip round and managed ?60,


dear jimmy here is ?60 towards your new bike love Santa .



few days later .



dear Santa.


thankz fir the money, I bet you did send it all but the bastards at the post office
kept the rest.

love jimmy.


Really did happen or close to

[rideon]

Well, gad to see that your ishit is back ...failing as usual....

[Meat-Head]

Yes just had to refresh to get keyboard to work.

would have thought MOderators would have stuck their head in here and muttered something.

unless there down the pub or something.

cant loook in cb as I got booted out, till Friday

[ifred]

how do you get on with Uzbekistan keyboard? meaty
certainly improves you ishit failure rate

[ominimicu]

woooow those a re a lot of posts. I wonder how much u talk in real life!