how much is your home water bill ?

[ifred]

meat why not fit the sprinkler now when it freezes your have a nice festive display in your garden

[Meat-Head]

Did that by accident couple years ago pipe froze and blow pipe off

[ontherack]

Did that by accident couple years ago pipe froze and blow pipe off

Insulate pipe, add led's to sprinkler = colourful show for cat and polish neighbours

[blueflash234]

was paying ?330/year phoned them up guy came round to see if a meter can be fitted he could not do it went on the single persons allowance ?195/year my neighbour with a meter is paying around ?110/year

[ifred]

That's a good idea, Meat why don't you put your water bill in the name of Vic (your imaginary friend) on a single person allowance
when they find out Vic is an illusion bill equals ?300-400 in imaginary notes....a result

[ontherack]

That's a good idea, Meat why don't you put your water bill in the name of Vic (your imaginary friend) on a single person allowance
when they find out Vic is an illusion bill equals ?300-400 in imaginary notes....a result

change Vics name by deed pole to David Cameron

[Meat-Head]

Bluefish mate, what Water co you on? Hope you leave your taps running 24/7.

fruday " can I speak to debt recovery team".
"No they gone home no computers no DK, call Monday"

monday "can I speak to debt recovery team"
"no you can't, they don't answer the phone"

[ifred]

Bluefish mate, what Water co you on? Hope you leave your taps running 24/7.

fruday " can I speak to debt recovery team".
"No they gone home no computers no DK, call Monday"

monday "can I speak to debt recovery team"
"no you can't, they don't answer the phone"

They need Vic working for them.....then we all get imaginary bills !!

[Meat-Head]

On topic

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somebory remind me to tie a cork to the chain so it can flush every few mins.

does an iShit float? Could use that.

[Frogger]

WTF you all get billed for using the very thing we need to stay alive. WATER? A Bill? Freaky Stuff! I thought it was like TV licence, ya tell em to take themselves off and remove their "implied rights". Water as in water to drink and get bathed in etc?

We have it easy in a former warzone here....

[Meat-Head]

Funny you should say that need to bump that tv licence thread

[Meat-Head]

So MCW now finally mentioned "consumer council for water". NEVER before have they mentioned it.

seems the men are ok when ring up the women are bitches.

[Meat-Head]

Paid my last ?159.93. Except last 60p BECAYSE they send me text messages, cost to reply.

next robbing bill intend on walking into their office and paying cash.

[ifred]

Isn't it time for you to try an claim a repayment for some service or supply failure
Tell them yesterday the water came out brown in colour!

[Meat-Head]

Can't do that they be banging on doors asking other members