All ways do it yourself or get in the professional

[WOODWARD395]

So got my Quad plus all set up all I needed to do was get my 80cm dish up some people know my situation so cannot climb to great heights the roof extension so got my 22yr old lad up on the roof set my LNB'S roughly we got the bracket fixed to the wall with my supervision all we needed to do was bolt the dish to the bracket and align the dish, I don't seem to be a very lucky person for sure, next thing he drops the dish which falls over the edge of the extension he try's to catch the dish as he does he falls of the roof bounces of the shed roof then follows the dish to the floor and lands on top of it.

I thought he was going to be badly hurt but he gets up laughing I was rather glad of that but the dish is now inverted all I can receive would be the underworld not sky.

[cactikid]

your a right ****er greasing top rung of ladder ,wonder why the experts use safety harness?,imagine if the arm was pointing up and his ass landed on it,be seeing kinky visions and moaning ,glad he is ok ,that would have made your chrimbo,

[WOODWARD395]

well I was looking forward to Christmas with my dish up, maybe a good thing with my luck Santa would have caught his sleigh on it.

[Meat-Head]

Well if he has no experiences cost of disc, shed work and time off the dole recovering, just look down the street fir a fresh sold or let sign, get the polish bloke to put your dish up, as he will be putting his dish up, before the removal lorry rolls up.

[ifred]

I'm sure if you peg your 22yr old out the right way shove the LNB arm in his ***
You should pick up most of the channels you desire....
If your unsure ask Kalipo he should be trained in these techniques

[WOODWARD395]

Well if he has no experiences cost of disc, shed work and time off the dole recovering, just look down the street fir a fresh sold or let sign, get the polish bloke to put your dish up, as he will be putting his dish up, before the removal lorry rolls up.

already on to it m8 missed you where you been.

thought you had gone to the north pole to help the elves put the jokes in the crackers.

[cactikid]

no use wishing he had a one way trip meaty will always come back .

[Meat-Head]

no use wishing he had a one way trip meaty will always come back .

OFF TOPIC:-

Like the other week I got banned, really pleased, because no matter what happens and I get kicked out ANYWHERE, I'm not LIEING by saying "been kicked out better place than this"

[cactikid]

omg drunk and disorderly

[WOODWARD395]

Well got ?3.00 off scrap man today for my flattened dish today sure he was going to nick it out of the garden but he got caught, now I just need a few more quid for a new dish.

[Meat-Head]

sure he was going to nick it out of the garden but he got caught, .

Next time, ask for a card with his DK user name on it and email, soo you can contact him when you get more scrap. Write description, color van reg etc on it with date, if couple of weeks later you hear of garden thefts, you can anomously pm a member of admin.

i had on my cellphone something I see that was wrong, sent myself a text, 6 months later, junk took out my garden, funny, I had vechile reg and CCTV, took the fuzz another 4 months to check it out! I was correct

[M T Glass]

WOODWARD395 mabe you can get same reception by trying the new dish lower down ie. from a pole in your back garden.
Just a thought.

[Meat-Head]

the new dish lower down ie. from a pole .

Pole, latvation, French anything, but yes the gypo from the fair, just them on the floor