new house...

[GastonJ]

No meaty,its smack bang in the middle of a big housing estate in south shields,and ive just found out my new local take away owner got shot dead the other day...

I take it he's stopped delivering now? Time to find a new takeaway

[jcgrumbles]

I take it he's stopped delivering now? Time to find a new takeaway

Had to have fish and bloody chips again last night.....Two blokes on a motorbike rode by and shot him in the neck...

[garry1312]

Yeah maybe wise to give that take away a miss

[jcgrumbles]

Yeah maybe wise to give that take away a miss

Aye,i will stick to my old locals I think,weve only moved a mile up the road.Since weve moved in theres been two murders and a stabbing,we are really bringing the neighbourhood down I think....

[Meat-Head]

..Two blokes on a motorbike rode by and shot him in the neck...

That takes skill, ride a bike, shoot somebody, at the same time your mate is shooting the same bloke in the same place.

OFF TOPIC:-

Here in meat-city every summer there is some kind of fight round here, tonight somebody got bottled in t neck.

[Meat-Head]

Aye,i will stick to my old locals I think,weve only moved a mile up the road.Since weve moved in theres been two murders and a stabbing,we are really bringing the neighbourhood down I think....

Bonus side is house prices will drop, buy the street have your own empire

[jcgrumbles]

Bonus side is house prices will drop, buy the street have your own empire

My very own slum,ha,its like a real life monopoly.I wonder if I could order a hit on the bloke at no 23,hes got a logburner already in.....

[ifred]

By the sounds of the area I'd leave no 23 alone, he's probably got a side number in burning the evidence!!
Prehap the next house you buy would be better if you moved 1 mile (2 from current location) in the opposite direction
Instead of drive-by shooting, it'll be a dial a candlelit dinner and cocktail bars and posh gardens

[jcgrumbles]

By the sounds of the area I'd leave no 23 alone, he's probably got a side number in burning the evidence!!
Prehap the next house you buy would be better if you moved 1 mile (2 from current location) in the opposite direction
Instead of drive-by shooting, it'll be a dial a candlelit dinner and cocktail bars and posh gardens

Ha,cheers ifred,if only I had the money for that kind of lifestyle it would be nice!Untill mr Camelot tips up I will have to keep my faith in my trusty slaters hammer under the bed to keep the nastys at bay....(and come to think of it there was a funny kind of smell coming from his chimney the other day,like a porky kind of smell)

[M T Glass]

Best of luck to yourself and the missus in your new house jc.

Have you considered a swap house in war torn Cambodia?

It might be a bit quieter.

[jcgrumbles]

Best of luck to yourself and the missus in your new house jc.

Have you considered a swap house in war torn Cambodia?

It might be a bit quieter.

Ha,love it mt,you could be bloody right and I would seriously consider it if it wasn't so far to travel to and from work.Mrs g and me have joined the local workingmens club and I walked into the gents last night and two blokes were snorting coke off a bloody sink.My good lady won ?35 on the bingo and it paid for our night,had a canny night as well...

[ecufix]

Wish you all of the best in your new home , sorry to read about all the drama , my missus and I have also recently relocated , cottage on a farm not to far from the sea , nice and quite except for the odd moo from the cows and crowing from the chickens , good luck ,regards

[jcgrumbles]

Wish you all of the best in your new home , sorry to read about all the drama , my missus and I have also recently relocated , cottage on a farm not to far from the sea , nice and quite except for the odd moo from the cows and crowing from the chickens , good luck ,regards

Now that sounds bloody lovely to me mate,we had a great chance to buy a cottage a few years back,a bit small but it was next to a riding school,the walls were three foot thick stone(I know this cos friends of ours own the cottage on the other side of the school)but the mrs said a big no.The reason? Cos it would be too dark on a night time....I could still punch mrs grumbles for that one...and thanks,ive got new heating going in shortly then the woodburner after weve saved up a bit!

[Meat-Head]

ADERTISEMENT:-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldY5XF33xlY

[garry1312]

Now that sounds bloody lovely to me mate,we had a great chance to buy a cottage a few years back,a bit small but it was next to a riding school,the walls were three foot thick stone(I know this cos friends of ours own the cottage on the other side of the school)but the mrs said a big no.The reason? Cos it would be too dark on a night time....I could still punch mrs grumbles for that one...and thanks,ive got new heating going in shortly then the woodburner after weve saved up a bit!

For years I always said I would love to live out in the country. Now working in Somerset I stay in a wee village called Holford..... all there is in Holford is a pub/ inn, no shops, post office, no other pub and I stay in that one pub . Being from a town with 13 pubs, bookies, shops etc. Definitely took some getting used to but the countryside is beautiful and I've adjusted to it. Would be easier I guess if I drove but still nowhere is walking distance but going to learn to drive... finally haha seen wee bird (friend ) shes been good at picking me up things when I was run down with the flu and good for days evenings out. Country lifestyle I've learnt nice but need to be able to drive or have a 'friend'